Feet were a euphemism in the Bible for genitals.
Jesus taught his disciples "the way" by washing their feet and then instructing them to wash the feet of others.
Jesus hung out with slave prostitutes, and he and John communicated in code.
They learned the inner workings of high society by learning their most closely held secrets.
Jesus was a male prostitute which is why he never married or had kids and didn't judge Mary Magdelene for comitting adultery with his brother, John. Her sin, was feeling guilty, and he tild her not to feel guilty because he learned and is trying to show us that all the norms placed on the little people are a joke to those who impose the sentences for violating the norms.
No one comes unto the Father but by me…Oh God, Oh God, Oh God…climax…
Just read the RED letters, and ignore the rest.