Reminds me of my daughter when [they] installed him. She freaked the fuck out.
I had to comfort her and say that maybe he will be a good president.
Sometimes lying to your children is the only way to make them feel at ease.
Why do you guys post pictures of women that you couldn’t possibly get?
I clicked on the link of the gif and this popped up.
You wish, 130 lbs is not fat.
Ok, 130 lbs is fat.
What kind of title is that for a book? Weird!
Kek
I’m not a nigger chewing her cud. No that sounds fat!
Kek
ThanQ, I do try…
Chicken on every table
Jesus is dead, j/s
Waiting on the second coming are you?
Let’s do some basic math:
Jesus was born (1)
Jesus was murdered and rose (2)
Jesus’ return (3)
Answer: 3, the second coming of Christ is actually 3.