dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 11:06 a.m. No.14906878   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>6895

There was plenty of everything left for Frodo. And, of

course, all the chief treasures, as well as the books, pictures,

and more than enough furniture, were left in his possession.

 

There was, however, no sign nor mention of money or jewel-

 

lery: not a penny-piece or a glass bead was given away.

Frodo had a very trying time that afternoon. A false rumour

that the whole household was being distributed free spread

like wildfire; and before long the place was packed with

 

people who had no business there, but could not be kept out.

 

Labels got torn off and mixed, and quarrels broke out. Some

 

people tried to do swaps and deals in the hall; and others

 

tried to make off with minor items not addressed to them, or

with anything that seemed unwanted or unwatched. The road

 

to the gate was blocked with barrows and handcarts.

In the middle of the commotion the Sackville-Bagginses

arrived. Frodo had retired for a while and left his friend

 

Merry Brandybuck to keep an eye on things. When Otho

 

loudly demanded to see Frodo, Merry bowed politely.

‘He is indisposed,’ he said. ‘He is resting.’

 

‘Hiding, you mean,’ said Lobelia. ‘Anyway we want to see

him and we mean to see him. Just go and tell him so!’

Merry left them a long while in the hall, and they had time

to discover their parting gift of spoons. It did not improve

 

their tempers. Eventually they were shown into the study.

 

Frodo was sitting at a table with a lot of papers in front of

 

him. He looked indisposed – to see Sackville-Bagginses at

 

any rate; and he stood up, fidgeting with something in his

 

pocket. But he spoke quite politely.

The Sackville-Bagginses were rather offensive. They began

by offering him bad bargain-prices (as between friends) for

 

various valuable and unlabelled things. When Frodo replied

 

that only the things specially directed by Bilbo were being

 

given away, they said the whole affair was very fishy.

‘Only one thing is clear to me,’ said Otho, ‘and that is that

you are doing exceedingly well out of it. I insist on seeing

 

the will.’

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 11:09 a.m. No.14906895   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>14906878

>There was plenty of everything left for Frodo. And, of

 

>course, all the chief treasures, as well as the books, pictures,

 

>and more than enough furniture, were left in his possession.

 

>There was, however, no sign nor mention of money or jewel-

 

>lery: not a penny-piece or a glass bead was given away.

 

>Frodo had a very trying time that afternoon. A false rumour

 

>that the whole household was being distributed free spread

 

>like wildfire; and before long the place was packed with

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 11:52 a.m. No.14907187   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7192 >>7195

>>14907180

Among the tortures the Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards boasts: the Never-Ending Drive-Thru Bank, the Bottomless Pit of Promotional Tie-In Keychains, and the dreaded Chamber of Emotionally…

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 11:53 a.m. No.14907195   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7207 >>7216 >>7291

>>14907180

>>14907187

>>14907192

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell

www.theonion.com/tenth-circle-added-to-rapidly-growing-hell-1819564878

CITY OF DIS, NETHER HELL-After nearly four years of construction at an estimated cost of 750 million souls, Corpadverticus, the new 10th circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 11:54 a.m. No.14907207   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7216 >>7291

>>14907195

According to The Onion, telemarketers belong in the new 10th circle of Hell - the Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards - which is located between the former eighth and ninth circles.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 11:58 a.m. No.14907223   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7291

>>14907216

…Gluttonous Hoarders and squanderers Styx Walls of the city of Dis Phlegethon Wood of Suicides The Abominable Sand Malebolge Simple Fraud Panderers and seducers Corpadverticus: Total…

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:02 p.m. No.14907247   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7256 >>7291

>>14907180

>Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards

CITY OF DIS, NETHER HELL–After nearly four years of construction at an estimated cost of 750 million souls, Corpadverticus, the new 10th circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.

“A nightmarishly large glut of condemned spirits in recent years necessitated the expansion of Hell,” inferno spokesperson Antedeus said. “The traditional nine-tiered system had grown insufficient to accommodate the exponentially rising numbers of Hellbound.”

“In the past, the underworld was ill-equipped to handle the new breed of sinners flooding our gates–downsizing CEOs, focus-group coordinators, telemarketing sales representatives, and vast hordes of pony-tailed entertainment-industry executives rollerblading and talking on miniaturized cell-phones at the same time. But now, we’ve finally got the sort of top-notch Pits of Doom necessary to give such repellent abominations the quality boilings they deserve.”

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:02 p.m. No.14907248   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7256 >>7291

>>14907180

>>Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards

Among the tortures the Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards boasts: the Never-Ending Drive-Thru Bank, the Bottomless Pit of Promotional Tie-In Keychains, and the dreaded Chamber of Emotionally Manipulative Home Shopping Network Products.

 

His face contorted in the Misery of the Damned, a Disney lawyer said: “It’s hell here–there are no executive lounges, I can’t get any decent risotto, and the suit I have to wear is a cheap Brooks Brothers knock-off. I’m beeped every 30 seconds, and there’s no way to return the calls. Plus, I’m being boiled upside down in lard while jackals gnaw at the soles of my feet. If I could just reach the fax machine on that nearby rock, I could contact some well-placed associates and work something out, but it’s just out of my grasp, and it’s out of ink and constantly blinking the message, ‘Replace Toner Cartridge, Replace Toner Cartridge, Replace Toner Cartridge.'”

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:03 p.m. No.14907256   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7261 >>7291

>>14907247

>>14907248

>>>Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards

CITY OF DIS, NETHER HELL–After nearly four years of construction at an estimated cost of 750 million souls, Corpadverticus, the new 10th circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.

 

The Blockbuster Video-sponsored circle, located in Nether Hell between the former eighth and ninth levels of Malebolge and Cocytus, is expected to greatly alleviate the overcrowding problems that have plagued the infernal underworld in recent years. The circle is the first added to Hell in its countless-millennia history.

 

"A nightmarishly large glut of condemned spirits in recent years necessitated the expansion of Hell," inferno spokesperson Antedeus said. "The traditional nine-tiered system had grown insufficient to accommodate the exponentially rising numbers of Hellbound."

 

Adding to the need for expansion, Antedeus said, was the fact that a majority of the new arrivals possessed souls far more evil than the original nine circles were equipped to handle. "Demographers, advertising executives, tobacco lobbyists, monopoly-law experts retained by major corporations, and creators of office-based sitcoms–these new arrivals represent a wave of spiritual decay and horror the likes of which Hell has never before seen," Antedeus said.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:04 p.m. No.14907261   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7266 >>7291

>>14907256

>>>>Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards

 

Despite the need for expansion, the plan faced considerable resistance, largely due to the considerable costs of insuring construction projects within the Kingdom Of Lies. Opposition also came from Hell purists concerned about the detrimental effect a tenth level would have on the intricate numerology of Hell's meticulously arranged allegorical structure. In 1994, however, funding was finally secured in a deal brokered between Blockbuster CEO Wayne Huizenga and Satan himself.

 

Prior to the construction of the tenth circle, many among the new wave of sinners had been placed in such circles as Hoarders and Squanderers, Sowers of Discord, Flatterers and Seducers, Violent Against Art, and Hypocrites. Hell authorities, however, say that the new level, the Circle of Total Bastards, located at the site of the former Well of Giants just above the Frozen Lake at Hell's center, better suits their insidious brand of evil.

 

Frigax The Vile, a leading demonic presence, is one of the most vocal supporters of the new circle.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:05 p.m. No.14907266   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7271 >>7291

>>14907261

>>>>>Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards

"In the past, the underworld was ill-equipped to handle the new breed of sinners flooding our gates–downsizing CEOs, focus-group coordinators, telemarketing sales representatives, and vast hordes of pony-tailed entertainment-industry executives rollerblading and talking on miniaturized cell-phones at the same time. But now, we've finally got the sort of top-notch Pits of Doom necessary to give such repellent abominations the quality boilings they deserve."

 

Pausing to tear off the limbs of an Access Hollywood host, Frigax added, "We're all tremendously excited about the many brand-new forms of torture and eternal pain this new level's state-of-the-art facilities will make possible."

 

Among the tortures the Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards boasts: the Never-Ending Drive-Thru Bank, the Bottomless Pit of Promotional Tie-In Keychains, and the dreaded Chamber of Emotionally Manipulative Home Shopping Network Products.

 

The Circle also features a Hall of Aerobics, where condemned TV-exercise-show personalities, clad in skin-tight Spandex outfits soaked in flesh-dissolving acid, are forced to exercise for centuries on end, covered in vomit and prodded with the distended ribs of skeletal, anorexic demons, accompanied by an unending, ear-splittingly loud dance-remix version of the 1988 Rick Astley hit "Together Forever."

 

In a nearby area, corporate raiders are forced to carry the golf clubs of uneducated Hispanic migrant workers from hole to hole for eternity, withering under a constant barrage of verbal abuse from their former subservients as crows descend from trees to peck at their eyes. In one of the deepest and most profane portions of the circle, unspeakable acts are said to be committed with a mail-order Roly-Kit.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:05 p.m. No.14907271   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7276 >>7291

>>14907266

>>>>>>Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards

"In life, I was a Salomon Brothers investment banker," one flame-blackened shade told reporters. "When I arrived here, they didn't know what to do with me. They put me in with those condemned to walk backwards with their heads turned all the way around on their necks, for the crime of attempting to see the future. But then I sent a couple of fruit baskets to the right people, and in no time flat, I secured a cushy spot for myself in the first circle of the Virtuous Unbaptized. Now that was a sweet deal. But before long, they caught on to my game and transferred me here to the realm of Total Bastards. I've been shrieking for mercy like a goddamn woman ever since."

 

His face contorted in the Misery of the Damned, a Disney lawyer said: "It's hell here–there are no executive lounges, I can't get any decent risotto, and the suit I have to wear is a cheap Brooks Brothers knock-off. I'm beeped every 30 seconds, and there's no way to return the calls. Plus, I'm being boiled upside down in lard while jackals gnaw at the soles of my feet. If I could just reach the fax machine on that nearby rock, I could contact some well-placed associates and work something out, but it's just out of my grasp, and it's out of ink and constantly blinking the message, 'Replace Toner Cartridge, Replace Toner Cartridge, Replace Toner Cartridge.'"

 

He then resumed screaming in agony.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:06 p.m. No.14907276   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7291

>>14907271

>>>>>>>Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards

Grogar The Malefic, a Captain in Hell's elite Demon Corps and supervisor in charge of admissions for the new circle, said Hell's future looks bright, thanks to the new circle.

 

"Things are definitely looking up," Grogar said. "We're now far better equipped, and we're ready to take on the most Unholy Atrocities humanity has to offer."

 

"We're really on the grow down here," Grogar added. "This is an exciting time to be in Hell."

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:09 p.m. No.14907300   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7304

>>14907291

Cunning means showing skill in achieving one’s ends by deceit or evasion. Cunning sociopaths are artists in their crafty use of wiliness and trickery to get what they want. Duplicity is a contradictory doubleness of thought, speech, or action; especially, the belying of one’s true intentions by deceptive words or action. Sound familiar? Sociopaths are masters at fooling people.

 

These two Machiavellian traits lend themselves nicely to the other typical traits of a sociopath. Machiavellian managers have an excessive and exaggerated feeling of self-importance, i.e., they’re thoroughly convinced of their own importance. Another dangerous trait (for everyone around them) is that they firmly believe that the ends justify the means. To them the workplace is a game–their career, all the way down to every personal interaction, is all part of the “game.”

 

Another key aspect of the Machiavellian mind is that they subscribe to the mentality that they must have absolute control and they accomplish this through manipulation. They know just the buttons to push and have no problems pushing them. They accomplish this through the “games” that I’ve talked about many times. If you’re not doing what they want–don’t worry–you will be soon and you won’t even know how it happened.

 

Another, almost comical, aspect is that Machiavellians love to be loved–after all they’re narcissists and figure if they love themselves then they think everybody else should love them. But that’s not quite the reaction they’re really looking for–they really love to be feared. I’ve written about fear in the workplace before–it’s the prime tool of sociopathic management to maintain control.

 

All these behaviors conspire to make the typical workplace a living Hell. So now if you’re unlucky enough to work in an organization run by these Machiavellian sociopaths at least you’ll have the pleasure of knowing that there’s a special place in Hell for their breed–Corpadverticus, the Circle of Total Bastards. Unfortunately if you’re in an organization run by these ilk, you’re kind of stuck in a “Hell on Earth” right along with them.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:09 p.m. No.14907304   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7319

>>14907300

The article calls this new level of Hell: “Corpadverticus,” or the Circle of Total Bastards, which from the makeup of the word appears perfect for the sinners coming from the “vertical corporate” structures we see today. I always though Dante missed a place for all the bullies and cut-throat type personalities found in today’s corporate world. Thus, this level is for the new kind of sinner…sociopaths from everyday life in the workplace who screw over their co-workers or subordinates and make the workplace the Hell that it can many times be. This new level is necessary in today’s world as it probably wasn’t the same type work environment back when Dante wrote The Inferno in the late 1200 and early 1300s–which explains why he didn’t include them as sinners in his Hell hierarchy.

 

However, by the time of Machiavelli things were different. Niccolò Machiavelli was an Italian Renaissance diplomat who lived in the late 1400s and early 1500s and wrote Il Principe (The Prince), among other works. The descriptions within The Prince have the general theme that the aims of princes (those who lead modern organizations) are glory and survival and the achievement of these can justify the use of immoral means to achieve those ends. Il Principe is the most remembered of Machiavelli’s works and the one most responsible for bringing the word “Machiavellian” into usage as a pejorative. It also is the perfect buzzword describing the personalities found in the workplace.

 

Machiavellian describes the kind of sinners we see in the workplace today. Thus the term for this type of evil workplace behavior is called Machiavellianism. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Machiavellianism is, “the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct.”

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:12 p.m. No.14907319   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>14907304

“A nightmarishly large glut of condemned spirits in recent years necessitated the expansion of Hell, inferno spokesperson Antedeus said. ‘The traditional nine-tiered system had grown insufficient to accommodate the exponentially rising numbers of Hellbound.’ Adding to the need for expansion, Antedeus said, was the fact that ‘a majority of the new arrivals possessed souls far more evil than the original nine circles were equipped to handle [and] these new arrivals represent a wave of spiritual decay and horror the likes of which Hell has never before seen,’ Antedeus said.”

 

Interestingly the Onion article also tells us, “Prior to the construction of the tenth circle, many among the new wave of sinners had been placed in such circles as Hoarders and Squanderers, Sowers of Discord, Flatterers and Seducers, and Hypocrites. Hell authorities, however, say that the new level, the Circle of Total Bastards, located at the site of the former Well of Giants just above the Frozen Lake at Hell’s center, better suits their insidious brand of evil. In the past, the underworld was ill-equipped to handle the new breed of sinners flooding our gates but now, we’ve finally got the sort of top-notch Pits of Doom necessary to give such repellent abominations the quality boilings they deserve.”

 

Sounds like the perfect final resting place for the Machiavellian sociopathic type personalities found in today’s typical workplace.

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:18 p.m. No.14907363   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7380 >>7407

Otho would have been Bilbo’s heir, but for the adoption

of Frodo. He read the will carefully and snorted. It was,

unfortunately, very clear and correct (according to the legal

 

customs of hobbits, which demand among other things seven

 

signatures of witnesses in red ink).

‘Foiled again!’ he said to his wife. ‘And after waiting sixty

years. Spoons? Fiddlesticks!’ He snapped his fingers under

Frodo’s nose and stumped off. But Lobelia was not so easily

 

got rid of. A little later Frodo came out of the study to see

 

how things were going on, and found her still about the place,

 

investigating nooks and corners, and tapping the floors. He

 

escorted her firmly off the premises, after he had relieved

 

her of several small (but rather valuable) articles that had

 

somehow fallen inside her umbrella. Her face looked as if she

was in the throes of thinking out a really crushing parting

 

remark; but all she found to say, turning round on the step,

 

was:

‘You’ll live to regret it, young fellow! Why didn’t you go

too? You don’t belong here; you’re no Baggins – you – you’re

 

a Brandybuck!’

‘Did you hear that, Merry? That was an insult, if you like,’

said Frodo as he shut the door on her.

‘It was a compliment,’ said Merry Brandybuck, ‘and so, of

course, not true.’

Then they went round the hole, and evicted three young

hobbits (two Boffins and a Bolger) who were knocking holes

 

in the walls of one of the cellars. Frodo also had a tussle with

 

young Sancho Proudfoot (old Odo Proudfoot’s grandson),

 

who had begun an excavation in the larger pantry, where he

 

thought there was an echo. The legend of Bilbo’s gold excited

 

both curiosity and hope; for legendary gold (mysteriously

 

obtained, if not positively ill-gotten), is, as everyone knows,

 

anyone’s for the finding – unless the search is interrupted.

When he had overcome Sancho and pushed him out,

Frodo collapsed on a chair in the hall. ‘It’s time to close the

 

shop, Merry,’ he said. ‘Lock the door, and don’t open it to

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:24 p.m. No.14907407   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>14907363

> Frodo also had a tussle with

 

>young Sancho Proudfoot (old Odo Proudfoot’s grandson),

 

>who had begun an excavation in the larger pantry, where he

 

>thought there was an echo. The legend of Bilbo’s gold excited

 

>both curiosity and hope; for legendary gold (mysteriously

 

>obtained, if not positively ill-gotten), is, as everyone knows,

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:25 p.m. No.14907411   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7420 >>7438 >>7452

anyone today, not even if they bring a battering ram.’ Then

he went to revive himself with a belated cup of tea.

He had hardly sat down, when there came a soft knock at

the front-door. ‘Lobelia again most likely,’ he thought. ‘She

must have thought of something really nasty, and have come

 

back again to say it. It can wait.’

He went on with his tea. The knock was repeated, much

louder, but he took no notice. Suddenly the wizard’s head

appeared at the window.

‘If you don’t let me in, Frodo, I shall blow your door right

down your hole and out through the hill,’ he said.

‘My dear Gandalf ! Half a minute!’ cried Frodo, running

out of the room to the door. ‘Come in! Come in! I thought it

 

was Lobelia.’

‘Then I forgive you. But I saw her some time ago, driving

a pony-trap towards Bywater with a face that would have

curdled new milk.’

‘She had already nearly curdled me. Honestly, I nearly

tried on Bilbo’s ring. I longed to disappear.’

‘Don’t do that!’ said Gandalf, sitting down. ‘Do be careful

of that ring, Frodo! In fact, it is partly about that that I have

 

come to say a last word.’

‘Well, what about it?’

 

‘What do you know already?’

 

‘Only what Bilbo told me. I have heard his story: how he

found it, and how he used it: on his journey, I mean.’

‘Which story, I wonder,’ said Gandalf.

 

‘Oh, not what he told the dwarves and put in his book,’

said Frodo. ‘He told me the true story soon after I came

 

to live here. He said you had pestered him till he told

 

you, so I had better know too. ‘‘No secrets between us,

 

Frodo,’’ he said; ‘‘but they are not to go any further. It’s mine

 

anyway.’’ ’

‘That’s interesting,’ said Gandalf. ‘Well, what did you think

of it all?’

‘If you mean, inventing all that about a ‘‘present’’, well, I

thought the true story much more likely, and I couldn’t see

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:26 p.m. No.14907420   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>14907411

>Suddenly the wizard’s head

 

>appeared at the window.

 

>‘If you don’t let me in, Frodo, I shall blow your door right

 

>down your hole and out through the hill,’ he said.

 

>‘My dear Gandalf ! Half a minute!’ cried Frodo, running

 

>out of the room to the door. ‘Come in! Come in! I thought it

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:28 p.m. No.14907438   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>14907411

 

>‘What do you know already?’

 

>‘Only what Bilbo told me. I have heard his story: how he

 

>found it, and how he used it: on his journey, I mean.’

 

>‘Which story, I wonder,’ said Gandalf.

 

>‘Oh, not what he told the dwarves and put in his book,’

 

>said Frodo. ‘He told me the true story soon after I came

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:29 p.m. No.14907452   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>14907411

>. ‘‘No secrets between us,

 

>Frodo,’’ he said; ‘‘but they are not to go any further. It’s mine

 

>anyway.’’ ’

 

>‘That’s interesting,’ said Gandalf. ‘Well, what did you think

 

>of it all?’

 

>‘If you mean, inventing all that about a ‘‘present’’, well, I

 

>thought the true story much more likely, and I couldn’t see

dANiALingus**faggot** ID: f073bb Nov. 2, 2021, 12:32 p.m. No.14907484   🗄️.is 🔗kun

the point of altering it at all. It was very unlike Bilbo to do

so, anyway; and I thought it rather odd.’

‘So did I. But odd things may happen to people that have

such treasures – if they use them. Let it be a warning to you

to be very careful with it. It may have other powers than just

 

making you vanish when you wish to.’

‘I don’t understand,’ said Frodo.

‘Neither do I,’ answered the wizard. ‘I have merely begun

to wonder about the ring, especially since last night. No need

 

to worry. But if you take my advice you will use it very

 

seldom, or not at all. At least I beg you not to use it in any

 

way that will cause talk or rouse suspicion. I say again: keep

 

it safe, and keep it secret!’

‘You are very mysterious! What are you afraid of ?’

‘I am not certain, so I will say no more. I may be able to

tell you something when I come back. I am going off at once:

 

so this is good-bye for the present.’ He got up.

‘At once!’ cried Frodo. ‘Why, I thought you were staying

on for at least a week. I was looking forward to your help.’

‘I did mean to – but I have had to change my mind. I may

be away for a good while; but I’ll come and see you again, as

 

soon as I can. Expect me when you see me! I shall slip in

 

quietly. I shan’t often be visiting the Shire openly again. I

 

find that I have become rather unpopular. They say I am a

 

nuisance and a disturber of the peace. Some people are actu-

 

ally accusing me of spiriting Bilbo away, or worse. If you

 

want to know, there is supposed to be a plot between you

 

and me to get hold of his wealth.’

‘Some people!’ exclaimed Frodo. ‘You mean Otho and

Lobelia. How abominable! I would give them Bag End and

 

everything else, if I could get Bilbo back and go off tramping

 

in the country with him. I love the Shire. But I begin to wish,

 

somehow, that I had gone too. I wonder if I shall ever see

 

him again.’

‘So do I,’ said Gandalf. ‘And I wonder many other things.

Good-bye now! Take care of yourself ! Look out for me,

 

especially at unlikely times! Good-bye!’