The circle is the first added to Hell in its countless-millennia history. "A nightmarishly large glut of condemned spirits in recent years The article calls this new level of Hell: "Corpadverticus," or the Circle of Total Bastards, which from the makeup of the word appears perfect for the sinners coming…
Among the tortures the Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards boasts: the Never-Ending Drive-Thru Bank, the Bottomless Pit of Promotional Tie-In Keychains, and the dreaded Chamber of Emotionally Manipulative Home Shopping Network Products. The Circle also features a Hall of Aerobics, where…
…new 10th circle of Hell - the Corpadverticus Circle of Total Bastards - which is located between the former eighth and ninth circles. I had a brilliant day…scored my charity a five-hundred buck donation and I'm feeling fine…so do you reckon we are all doomed to the eighth circle of damnation…
perhaps we can get smote by a nail from outerspace if we compound our blasphemy with our fraud