>I know i'm F'n retarded
An ex-green beret teacher of mine sent me to sit outside the classroom door while it was raining. The next day, my ex-army father went to the school and met with the principal and the teacher about the incident. My father said the next time that teacher took any disciplinary action at all against me, he would be removing that teacher's head with a shovel.
I never had a problem with that teacher again.