Hahahaha! Went to the CES in Vegas to pitch a product with my father, then in his late 70's and pretty stove up. I asked if he would like me to get a wheel chair for him so we could cover more ground and he (surprisingly) thought it was a great idea.
The Consumer Electronics Show employs every model and hooker in the west as eye candy at the manufacturers booths. Dad was an ass man and thoroughly enjoyed the show. Well, Dad was in B-17's in WWII and we hadn't gone far when he starts calling "bogies" (hot women) from the cockpit. "Two O'clock, Two O'clock high, "Nine O'clock, green dress", and on and on. We had a ball.