LOVE
FEAR
RABBIT
BOY
PLANE
LOVE
FEAR
RABBIT
BOY
PLANE
ANGELINA JOLIE IS MEAN
ELEPHANT GRAVE META
Sam sat silent and said no more. He had a good deal to
think about. For one thing, there was a lot to do up in the
Bag End garden, and he would have a busy day tomorrow,
if the weather cleared. The grass was growing fast. But Sam
had more on his mind than gardening. After a while he
sighed, and got up and went out.
It was early April and the sky was now clearing after heavy
rain. The sun was down, and a cool pale evening was quietly
fading into night. He walked home under the early stars
through Hobbiton and up the Hill, whistling softly and
thoughtfully.
It was just at this time that Gandalf reappeared after his long
absence. For three years after the Party he had been away.
Then he paid Frodo a brief visit, and after taking a good look
at him he went off again. During the next year or two he had
turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and
going off without warning before sunrise. He would not
discuss his own business and journeys, and seemed chiefly
interested in small news about Frodoโs health and doings.
Then suddenly his visits had ceased. It was over nine years
since Frodo had seen or heard of him, and he had begun to
think that the wizard would never return and had given up
all interest in hobbits. But that evening, as Sam was walking
home and twilight was fading, there came the once familiar
tap on the study window.
Frodo welcomed his old friend with surprise and great
delight. They looked hard at one another.
โAll well eh?โ said Gandalf. โYou look the same as ever,
Frodo!โ
โSo do you,โ Frodo replied; but secretly he thought that
Gandalf looked older and more careworn. He pressed him
for news of himself and of the wide world, and soon they
were deep in talk, and they stayed up far into the night.
Next morning after a late breakfast, the wizard was sitting
with Frodo by the open window of the study. A bright fire
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>think that the wizard would never return and had given up
>all interest in hobbits. But that evening, as Sam was walking
>home and twilight was fading,
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was on the hearth, but the sun was warm, and the wind was
in the South. Everything looked fresh, and the new green of
spring was shimmering in the fields and on the tips of the
treesโ fingers.
Gandalf was thinking of a spring, nearly eighty years
before, when Bilbo had run out of Bag End without a hand-
kerchief. His hair was perhaps whiter than it had been then,
and his beard and eyebrows were perhaps longer, and his
face more lined with care and wisdom; but his eyes were as
bright as ever, and he smoked and blew smoke-rings with the
same vigour and delight.
He was smoking now in silence, for Frodo was sitting still,
deep in thought. Even in the light of morning he felt the dark
shadow of the tidings that Gandalf had brought. At last he
broke the silence.
โLast night you began to tell me strange things about my
ring, Gandalf,โ he said. โAnd then you stopped, because you
said that such matters were best left until daylight. Donโt you
think you had better finish now? You say the ring is danger-
ous, far more dangerous than I guess. In what way?โ
โIn many ways,โ answered the wizard. โIt is far more power-
ful than I ever dared to think at first, so powerful that in the
end it would utterly overcome anyone of mortal race who
possessed it. It would possess him.
โIn Eregion long ago many Elven-rings were made, magic
rings as you call them, and they were, of course, of various
kinds: some more potent and some less. The lesser rings were
only essays in the craft before it was full-grown, and to the
Elven-smiths they were but trifles โ yet still to my mind
dangerous for mortals. But the Great Rings, the Rings of
Power, they were perilous.
โA mortal, Frodo, who keeps one of the Great Rings, does
not die, but he does not grow or obtain more life, he merely
continues, until at last every minute is a weariness. And if
he often uses the Ring to make himself invisible, he fades: he
becomes in the end invisible permanently, and walks in the
twilight under the eye of the Dark Power that rules the Rings.
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Yes, sooner or later โ later, if he is strong or well-meaning to
begin with, but neither strength nor good purpose will last โ
sooner or later the Dark Power will devour him.โ
โHow terrifying!โ said Frodo. There was another long
silence. The sound of Sam Gamgee cutting the lawn came
in from the garden.
โHow long have you known this?โ asked Frodo at length.
โAnd how much did Bilbo know?โ
โBilbo knew no more than he told you, I am sure,โ said
Gandalf. โHe would certainly never have passed on to you
anything that he thought would be a danger, even though I
promised to look after you. He thought the ring was very
beautiful, and very useful at need; and if anything was wrong
or queer, it was himself. He said that it was โโgrowing on his
mindโโ, and he was always worrying about it; but he did not
suspect that the ring itself was to blame. Though he had
found out that the thing needed looking after; it did not seem
always of the same size or weight; it shrank or expanded in
an odd way, and might suddenly slip off a finger where it
had been tight.โ
โYes, he warned me of that in his last letter,โ said Frodo,
โso I have always kept it on its chain.โ
โVery wise,โ said Gandalf. โBut as for his long life, Bilbo
never connected it with the ring at all. He took all the credit
for that to himself, and he was very proud of it. Though he
was getting restless and uneasy. Thin and stretched he said.
A sign that the ring was getting control.โ
โHow long have you known all this?โ asked Frodo again.
โKnown?โ said Gandalf. โI have known much that only the
Wise know, Frodo. But if you mean โโknown about this ringโโ,
well, I still do not know, one might say. There is a last test to
make. But I no longer doubt my guess.
โWhen did I first begin to guess?โ he mused, searching back
in memory. โLet me see โ it was in the year that the White
Council drove the Dark Power from Mirkwood, just before
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fell on my heart then, though I did not know yet what I
feared. I wondered often how Gollum came by a Great Ring,
as plainly it was โ that at least was clear from the first. Then
I heard Bilboโs strange story of how he had โโwonโโ it, and I
could not believe it. When I at last got the truth out of him,
I saw at once that he had been trying to put his claim to the
ring beyond doubt. Much like Gollum with his โโbirthday-
presentโโ. The lies were too much alike for my comfort.
Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power that set to work
on its keeper at once. That was the first real warning I had
that all was not well. I told Bilbo often that such rings were
better left unused; but he resented it, and soon got angry.
There was little else that I could do. I could not take it from
him without doing greater harm; and I had no right to do so
anyway. I could only watch and wait. I might perhaps have
consulted Saruman the White, but something always held
me back.โ
โWho is he?โ asked Frodo. โI have never heard of him
before.โ
โMaybe not,โ answered Gandalf. โHobbits are, or were, no
concern of his. Yet he is great among the Wise. He is the
chief of my order and the head of the Council. His knowledge
is deep, but his pride has grown with it, and he takes ill any
meddling. The lore of the Elven-rings, great and small, is his
province. He has long studied it, seeking the lost secrets of
their making; but when the Rings were debated in the Coun-
cil, all that he would reveal to us of his ring-lore told against
my fears. So my doubt slept โ but uneasily. Still I watched
and I waited.
โAnd all seemed well with Bilbo. And the years passed.
Yes, they passed, and they seemed not to touch him. He
showed no signs of age. The shadow fell on me again. But I
said to myself: โโAfter all he comes of a long-lived family on
his motherโs side. There is time yet. Wait!โโ
โAnd I waited. Until that night when he left this house. He
said and did things then that filled me with a fear that no
words of Saruman could allay. I knew at last that something