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The mystery of Soleimani’s red ring: a Masonic ring also worn by other elites
https://www.sgtreport.com/2020/01/the-mystery-of-soleimanis-red-ring-a-masonic-ring-also-worn-by-other-elites/
Now That He's Sold The Pfizer Vaccine, Here Are 10 More Upcoming Product Endorsements From Big Bird
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The beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird is finally doing what he was born to do: sell pharmaceutical products to small children! After his resounding success in selling a Pfizer vaccine, here are 10 more exciting Big Bird product endorsements PBS is planning:
1) The brand new cereal Pfizer-O's: Every bowl is the equivalent of one additional COVID booster. The FDA says it's a balanced part of your complete breakfast! Cool!
2) Pfizer's watermelon flavored puberty blocker chewables: change your gender without sacrificing taste.
3) Lead finger-paint set: This is a great way to boost your child's immunity to lead poisoning. Made in China.
4) Communist Manifesto: Illustrated Children's Edition: It's never too early to introduce your kids to the greatest political ideology on earth. A great alternative to Tuttle Twins books.
5) Fisher Price's My First Pregnancy Test: They even come in pink and blue, depending on whether your pregnant child is a man or a woman!
6) Waterboarding kit: A great way for kids to learn how we treat enemies of the state.
7) COVID Heroes Trading Cards: Fauci, Whitmer, Newsom… collect 'em all!
8) Injectable sugar: a great way to boost your energy on the go!
9) Afghanistan withdrawal Lego set: Reinact Biden's heroic withdrawal from Afghanistan, and decide who gets left behind!
10) A government-issued satellite phone for reporting your parents to the state: Don't let them get away with mask violations on your watch!
https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-10-more-upcoming-product-endorsements-from-big-bird