>see the news propogating mandatory vaccination for children, eyes meet with due date, spill popcorn all over kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aLCYpKsDvs&list=PLo4gNHvZvQmRoO2FahzdNlVvK1_i-ut10&index=8
>put a bible, a small American Flag, a copy of the constitution, and cartoon spinach in and blender
>chug it
>Wipe sweat, continue climbing the statue of liberty
>in sack cloth and ash, throw air punches and jog through the desert for 40 days audiobookin
>In a tree with a musket, feed a nest of baby eagles while reading the bible
>try to walk on water and face plant a bunch
>build an ark
>studying the measurements of the Temple of the Lord
>Put on the Red Cloth
>Practicing throwing stones with a sling
>Get a bunch of lions and trap them in your bedroom
>intimidate the lions, read the bible to them, they fall asleep. Sleep in the Lions Den
>actually walk on the water
>Build a time machine, dress up like a slave, steal a cross. Slip in towards the end and get Crucified with Jesus
>Wait 2000 years meditating on your plan in the montage
>get born again, become Q
>Save the Children