Well if the silly gooses would stop paying them they would not have anything to worry about.
Return of the vax'd.
If a corporation is a Legal Person…
Through the eyes of Legal Persons, human beings should been seen as Legal Deities.
After all, we are the creators of this Legal Universe.
We perform miracles of creation almost hourly.
And, we permit Legal Persons to create in our image / likeness.
Meaning they can act like us (image / likeness) via actions that create.
Though they are only capable of the simple forms of creation.
Using religious texts as a reference.
As a Legal Deity, the following is a partial list of your powers:
-Legal Smiting
-Legal Healing
-Legal Bush Burning
-Legal Commandment Creation
-Legal City Creation
-Legal City Destruction
-Legal Impregnation
-Legal Life Creation
-Legal Life Destruction
-Legal Extreme Weather Creation
-Legal Catastrophic Event Creation
-Legal Telepathy
-Legal Telekinesis
-Legal Walking On Water
-Legal Fish Reproduction
-and many other Legal Attributes