>https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/182885/viking-found-frozen-in-block-of-ice/
"He’s probably been there for the better part of 1,2000 years."
fucking common core math?
exactly how long IS 1,2000 years?
>VIKING FOUND FROZEN IN BLOCK OF ICE
…after consulting experts in Viking lore, we now believe the man was probably carrying what people of his land believed were magic charms that could keep death at bay.
“Incredibly, they seem to have worked, because this Viking is in tip-top shape.
What the fuck kind of world are we living in?
"magic charms that could keep death at bay" "SEEMED to have WORKED" even though the dude is as dead as a doornail–
"this Viking is in tip-top shape" EXCEPT for the being DEAD part, you freaking assholes~! kmao smh
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