Anonymous ID: 780455 Nov. 13, 2021, 10:37 p.m. No.14995246   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>5287

>>14995216

A drunk at a bar pukes on his shirt and is worried that his wife will yell at him when he gets home.

The bartender says:

"Put a ten dollar bill in your front pocket and tell her another drunk puked on you and gave you ten dollars to have your shirt cleaned."

The drunk came home and his wife said:

"You have puke all over your shirt!"

The drunk said:

"Some drunk puked on me and put a ten in my front pocket to have it cleaned."

The wife took out the bill. She said:

"Honey, this is a twenty."

The drunk said:

"Oh, that's right. He shit in my pants too."