Jaw hits the floor.
I am in total awe.
Have you considered that your computer might have been hacked / remote controlled, and some data could have been injected into the datastream that was not actually transmitted from 8ch?
Could you go to the database of all breads and look there at the bread that had your name in it, and if you don't see it archived there, that might be proof that it was done as a hack injecting data into your machine?
gotta rule out a few things before drawing rash conclusions.
Love you nohomo