Fakest seizure I've ever seen
What is she saying, "I am a monument?"
Being a monument is hard work
Take Ms. Monument's citizenship, and drop her in the country of her choice.
Put her citizenship up for grabs - through a highly vetted process, offer her citizenship to a non-American who would love to come and become an American and promote American ideals, and work to better the country.
America has always been a land of immigrants.