valerie jarret is still writing his tweet
id argue basically everyone discussed around here is similar
you dont get out of the gate unless you have a handler
ill take swords for 400
prepare your anoose
i mean what's the downside
you go rambo on the ayys and you're wrong, well, you're just a human, how were you to know
you go rambo on the ayys and you're right, well, now you die a hero
i'll take "things that never happened in history" for 1200 alex
well flynn just called for a national religion so yeah, i'd say he's someone to be taken with a grain of salt
nevermind he hangs out with Cass and Pos
just wait till they gradually photoshop their skin color into a light brown
hashtag black lives matter
>bathhouse
ok story time
so im on a road trip coming back from a conference
im in the passenger seat, by boss is driving, the undergrad girl is in the left rear and the random med student is in the right rear (the orientation is important)
so we're bored an talking about fun things to do in nyc
med student says "i really like going to the bathhouses"
dead. fucking. silence.
i start to slowly, comically, like in a fucking movie, turn my head to the left
my gaze hits my boss, hands at ten and two, eyes staring 10 thousands yards ahead
not a blink
not a smirk
i continue to pan my head around
reach the undergrad chick
face as red as a fucking tomato
mouth quivering with laughter she's spending all of her energy controlling
eyes pleading with me to "please, dont make this worse, im about to break"
i continue to pan
reach the new med student
i say "bathhouses, huh?"
he's like "yeah, like turkish or russian, they're so relaxing and fun"
the corner of my mouth quivers ever so slightly
"cool" i say
i pan right
undergrad has her face buried in her lap
boss begins asking me about my apartment location and rent with a voice too fucking high for his normal register
funniest fucking thing ive ever seen, i hope i did it justice