>I'll enjoy the new 007 movie
Grammar Kitty says the verb must agree with the subject and, in this sentence, they clearly do not.
It's ok.
GK was joshing too; there is nothing grammatically incorrect about the sentence.
She's a bit of a hottie. Wifing material?
>IF I WAS KYLE…
If I were …
Because it is an impossible situation, you need to use the subjunctive mood: If I were, If you were, If they were, If we were, etc..