>These people are DUMB.
>But have been thinking about this more, and it seems there's moar to it.
>Deep Underground Material Beings
OK, so let me get this straight, after brainstorming a better idea than the preceding fact you mentioned, you arrive at:
These people are Deep Underground Material Beings ?
Absolutely Brilliant !! How can you contain such an IQ with only one head ?
Sorry anon, but brainstorming may not be your forte.