>>mo$e$ forms petty church of cheeseburgers >>15057957
strawman swears he didn;t write taht shit
>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel >>15057957
>strawman swears he didn;t write taht shit
>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
>>strawman swears he didn;t write taht shit
>>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
>joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
just wait till indigenous chinks taste his ass
>indigenous chinks taste his ass
>>>strawman swears he didn;t write taht shit
>>>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
>>joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
>just wait till indigenous chinks taste his ass
elite secret ass burgers gaylord tastes
>>indigenous chinks taste his ass
>>>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
>>joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
>just wait till indigenous chinks taste his ass
>>>indigenous chinks taste his ass
>taste his ass
>>>>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
>>>joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
>>>>>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
The cDc declared war on the Church of Scientology in 1995 during the alt.religion.scientology controversy,[7][8] stating
We believe that El Ron Hubbard [sic] is actually none other than Heinrich Himmler of the SS, who fled to Argentina and is now responsible for the stealing of babies from hospitals and raising them as 'super-soldiers' for the purpose of overthrowing the U.S. Fed. Govt. in a bloody revolution. We fear plans for a 'Fourth Reich' to be established on our home soil under the vise-like grip of oppression known as Scientology!
In 1997, the cDc began distributing original MP3-format music on its website.[9]
In August 1998, they presented their popular Back Orifice tool at DEF CON 6.
In February 2000, the cDc was the subject of an 11-minute documentary short titled "Disinformation". Also in February 2000, cDc member Mudge briefed President Bill Clinton on Internet security.[10]
>>>>joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
sacred gaylord cow offers ass tastes cheeseburgers so you don;t have to pizzagate the clinton
>>>>>>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
> The cDc declared war on the Church of Scientology in 1995 during the alt.religion.scientology controversy,[7][8] stating
> We believe that El Ron Hubbard [sic] is actually none other than Heinrich Himmler of the SS, who fled to Argentina and is now responsible for the stealing of babies from hospitals and raising them as 'super-soldiers' for the purpose of overthrowing the U.S. Fed. Govt. in a bloody revolution. We fear plans for a 'Fourth Reich' to be established on our home soil under the vise-like grip of oppression known as Scientology!
>In 1997, the cDc began distributing original MP3-format music on its website.[9]
>In August 1998, they presented their popular Back Orifice tool at DEF CON 6.
>In February 2000, the cDc was the subject of an 11-minute documentary short titled "Disinformation". Also in February 2000, cDc member Mudge briefed President Bill Clinton on Internet security.[10]
>>>>>joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
MOAR MOAR MOAR WAR CRIME PROOF Cyberwar
On January 7, 1999, the cDc joined with an international coalition of hackers to denounce a call to cyberwar against the governments of China and Iraq.[35]
Milošević trial
When questioning Patrick Ball during his International War Crimes Tribunal in 2002, Slobodan Milošević asked Ball about his relationship with the cDc.[36] Ball had given a talk and been a member of a cDc-sponsored panel on hacktivism[37] at DEF CON 9 in 2001.
>>>>>>>>m0$e$ cheeseburger church commits war crimes of false bloodlibel
>> The cDc declared war on the Church of Scientology in 1995 during the alt.religion.scientology controversy,[7][8] stating
>> We believe that El Ron Hubbard [sic] is actually none other than Heinrich Himmler of the SS, who fled to Argentina and is now responsible for the stealing of babies from hospitals and raising them as 'super-soldiers' for the purpose of overthrowing the U.S. Fed. Govt. in a bloody revolution. We fear plans for a 'Fourth Reich' to be established on our home soil under the vise-like grip of oppression known as Scientology!
>>In 1997, the cDc began distributing original MP3-format music on its website.[9]
>>In August 1998, they presented their popular Back Orifice tool at DEF CON 6.
>>In February 2000, the cDc was the subject of an 11-minute documentary short titled "Disinformation". Also in February 2000, cDc member Mudge briefed President Bill Clinton on Internet security.[10]
>>>>>>joo goo poo m00 cheeseburger false christ spreads velvetta GEHY for lil ovens
>MOAR MOAR MOAR WAR CRIME PROOF Cyberwar
>On January 7, 1999, the cDc joined with an international coalition of hackers to denounce a call to cyberwar against the governments of China and Iraq.[35]
>Milošević trial
>When questioning Patrick Ball during his International War Crimes Tribunal in 2002, Slobodan Milošević asked Ball about his relationship with the cDc.[36] Ball had given a talk and been a member of a cDc-sponsored panel on hacktivism[37] at DEF CON 9 in 2001.
MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR WAR CRIME PROOFGoolag campaign
In early 2006, the cDc launched the "Goolag" (a play on gulag, Soviet forced labour camps) campaign in response to Google's decision to comply with China's Internet censorship policy and censor search results in the mainland-Chinese version of its search engine. The campaign consists primarily of the use of a parody of Google's logo which reads "Goolag: Exporting censorship, one search at a time."[38][39][40] The group encouraged readers to make t-shirts and other merchandise and donate any proceeds from their sale to Human Rights in China.
Students for a Free Tibet held an anti-Google rally in Dharamsala, India on February 14, 2006, employing the logo in a variety of ways.[41] The cDc then issued a press release about the campaign, wherein it described Microsoft, Yahoo!, Google, and Cisco as the "Gang of Four" due to their respective policies of compliance with the Beijing government's Internet policies. The United States Congress was also called out on this issue in the release.[42] This press release, originally entitled "Congress jerks off, gang of four reach for raincoats," was picked up by many news sources, as an abbreviated version of it was distributed by PR Web (with the altered title of "Cult of the Dead Cow (cDc) Launches Campaign Against Internet Censorship in China").[43]
To: declanat_private
From: Macki <mackiat_private>
Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 03:13:25 -0800
Subject: milosevic and the cDc
Hey Declan,
Thought you might find this amusing:
Patrick Ball was on the cDc's hactivism panel at defcon.
"On Wednesday, 13 March, Patrick Ball, deputy director of the
AAAS Science and Human Rights Program , appeared before the
International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague to to begin
testifying for the prosecution in the trial of former Yugoslav
president Slobodan Milosevic."
Slobodan grilled Patrick about the Cult of the Dead Cow and comments he made
during his talk.
Here is video of the relavent portion:
rtsp://hague.bard.edu/autoarchive/icty_env.200203141150.rm?
start="01:05:38"&end="01:18:43"
Here is the transcript that he appearantly found and was quoting from:
http://cultdeadcow.com/panel2001/hacktivism_panel.htm
HACK YOUR PWN CHEESEBURGER
PEANUT BUTTER CHEEZUS
CAUGHT DOXXIN ITSELF
BLAMES JOO POO GOO M00 SLIDERS
CHESEBURGERS N.O.W. DEMAND F.I.T.B.
GEHY CHEESEBURGERS WANT YOUR BACKCHANNEL DOXXED
>GEHY CHEESEBURGERS WANT YOUR BACKCHANNEL DOXXED
>GEHY CHEESEBURGERS WANT YOUR BACKCHANNEL DOXXED
TASTE HIS GAYLORD ASS
>>GEHY CHEESEBURGERS WANT YOUR BACKCHANNEL DOXXED
>TEN F.I.T.B. MIGHT BE TOO MANY
BUTT POSSIBLE
ELECTED GEHY CHEESEBURGER WANTS MO TRANNY EARTH FLAT JOO POO GOO M00
>ELECTED GEHY CHEESEBURGER WANTS MO TRANNY EARTH FLAT JOO POO GOO M00
>>ELECTED GEHY CHEESEBURGER WANTS MO TRANNY EARTH FLAT JOO POO GOO M00
DEMANDS MORE TENDIES SAUCE
PEE WEE HERMAN CONFESSES TO NOT WRITING TAHT SHIT
EARTH FLAT TEXAS BUILDS A GEHYER MOO BURGER FAKE CHEEZUS ASSBURGER TAHTS H00M00
>EARTH FLAT TEXAS BUILDS A GEHYER MOO BURGER FAKE CHEEZUS ASSBURGER TAHTS H00M00
GEHY PUB SLIDER ASS BURGERS GAYLORD TASTES SEEK TENDIES SAUCE
ANONS DEMAND MORE GEHY SAUCE
FORESKIN LICKER IN CLOSET CHOKES CHICKEN
>FORESKIN LICKER IN CLOSET CHOKES CHICKEN
>ANONS DEMAND MORE GEHY SAUCE
> GEHYER MOO BURGER FAKE CHEEZUS ASSBURGER TAHTS H00M00
>GEHY PUB SLIDER ASS BURGERS GAYLORD TASTES SEEK TENDIES SAUCE
H00M00TOPH00M00 SECRETH00M00 GEHYH00M00 POEMH00M00 OF H00M00ASSBURGERSH00M00
>H00M00TOPH00M00 SECRETH00M00 GEHYH00M00 POEMH00M00 OF H00M00ASSBURGERSH00M00
CULT OF DIED CHEESEBURGERS HOSTS ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD MACABRE POLITICAL PARTY
>CULT OF DIED CHEESEBURGERS HOSTS ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD MACABRE POLITICAL PARTY
SOURCES SAY HE NEEDS A BUTT SHINE RIGHT NOW
>>CULT OF DIED CHEESEBURGERS HOSTS ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD MACABRE POLITICAL PARTY
"WAX MY ASS" PROVES HEIFER IS EXPECTING VISITORS
>SOURCES SAY HE NEEDS A BUTT SHINE RIGHT NOW
>>>CULT OF DIED CHEESEBURGERS HOSTS ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD MACABRE POLITICAL PARTY
>"WAX MY ASS" PROVES HEIFER IS EXPECTING VISITORS
>>SOURCES SAY HE NEEDS A BUTT SHINE RIGHT NOW
GOES ON TO LUST FOR DOUGH BOY AT PIZZA SHOP
LOVE THE OXEN DUNG IS CLEARLY A JENKEM RIDDLE
CLEANSE YOUR INNER INTENSTINES MUST BY XENU HOAX
>>>CULT OF DIED CHEESEBURGERS HOSTS ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD MACABRE POLITICAL PARTY
>"WAX MY ASS" PROVES HEIFER IS EXPECTING VISITORS
>>SOURCES SAY HE NEEDS A BUTT SHINE RIGHT NOW
fART MIRACELS FAPPENINGS
>fART MIRACELS FAPPENINGS
F THE DEAD COW -cDc-
Money has been a part of your life since the day you were born. It has been in everyone's life for thousands of years. In fact, you have to go back to the ancient Chinese and Greeks to find the origins of money. Since it has been a part of your life for so long, you probably never thought about life without it. Well, here's your chance. Think, a free society with no high, middle, or low classification of it's people. Think, no more money related murders, suicides, divorces, or theft. Think, no more families living below a set poverty line or children starving to death because of a lack of money. You're probably telling yourself, "sure, this sounds great, but how would we ever accomplish this?" Well, in this short file, I will explain for you the virtues of a money-less society and the paths we must take to reach them.
To achieve a money-less society (or have a society where money is heavily de-emphasized) a lot of things would have to change, including government as we know it. This is where the anti-money group and the disciples of Anarchy meet. Anarchists profess that under Anarchy (or limited Anarchy), free trade would be established, with no governing body to interfere. Free trade to me, means that we would no longer use a system of money, but I fear we will always have a system of government, one way or another, so we would have to use other means other than totally toppling the government (I don't think the masses would support such a radical move at this time).
We (as a people) would have to do it more or less non-violently, for if we use violence, we would never have the support of the masses of people that make up our society. Some ways of doing this, would be to slowly take the United States off the world market, and then slowly phase out our own money markets (including Wall Street). This would slowly bring the upper and middle classes of people in America together. By the time money is de-emphasized enough that it is used only for trading with foreign nations, almost all the classes of people in America would be (for all intended purposes) even.
Of course this would be extremely hard to accomplish, and it will probably never happen in our lifetime, or in our far-off descendents life time unless we do something about it ourselves, while we still can. At least we could get the movement started and keep it going in future generations.
If you're interested in the idea of a money-free society, and would like to participate in active conversations on the subject, call: The New Society / 915-532-3226 / New User Pass:JELLO
Remember, we are the next generation, and will soon rule the world.
THE SONG OF THE COW
a poem by Psychedelic Warlord
>>> A CULT Publication……1988 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits
Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor,
Gather cotton.
Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
I live only for eternity,
Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
Love the Oxen dung!
===
(c)1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 5/5/88-50
All Rights Worth Shit
INTERVIEW WITH NEO-NAZI 'AUSDERAU'
by Psychedelic Warlord
>>> A CULT Publication.1988 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
The following material is a taped conversation with a Neo-Nazi we encountered preaching in a park downtown. The interview was conducted by Apache Dreamsac (Apache Dreamsac is Arlo Klahr and myself). The interview begins a little broken because of some taping difficulties. The interviewers will be called "AD" and Mr. Auderau will be called "NN".
AD: What did you say about Oral Roberts?
NN: We're with him. We're with him. My wife and I, we're full time ministers down there. We believe in uh… well, we're racists. We believe that Hispanics and whites are God's superior race.
AD: What religion are you?
NN: Well, ok. We're Neo-Nazis. We're from Idaho. We believe in the superior doctrine of the Anglo-Saxon and Hispanic race.
AD: You're against Negroes?
NN: No, we're not against those. We just believe that they're here for a reason. Everybody's here for a reason.
AD: What's the reason for the Negroes?
NN: I believe that God can save them.
AD: You mean turn their skin a different color?
NN: God created everything different. God created you different; you're white! You're Anglo and (then pointing to Arlo) he's Hispanic.
AD (Arlo): I'm from Canada.
NN: What part of Canada?
AD: I was born in Toronto. I lived in Nova Scotia.
NN: REALLY?!?! You know where Niagara Falls is at?
AD: Yeah… That's a nice place.
NN: But anyhow we're not against that (blacks). See that's what the whole media has messed around. They said that the Nazis are racist, and that they are hate mongers. We're not. We're not! We love the world. We believe in the… You've heard of World Wide Church of God?
AD: Yeah
NN: There ya go.
AD: Do you follow Hitler?
NN: No. No! We follow Christ! Hitler was a man that was used during that particular time. My grandparents were under his regime. He had some good ideas, but he was not perfect.
AD: Do you think it was wrong that he (Hitler) committed genocide and killed six-million Jews?
NN: He didn't. Now (speaking to Arlo) you're from Canada, it's against your country to publicize anything that stands towards genocide. You've probably read that book up there called "Six Million Jews"?
AD: No.
NN: Well, ok. You're not old enough to read it. Ok. Hitler did not kill six-million Jews. There were millions that were killed but they were not all Jews. We do not believe that Hitler was even the cause of that. We believe that what it was… it was a conspiracy. You see, within his regime… and the first person it fell on was Hitler because he was different. I believe that Hitler was a good man.
AD: Really?
>INTERVIEW WITH NEO-NAZI 'AUSDERAU'
>by Psychedelic Warlord
>>>> A CULT Publication.1988 <<<
NN: I believe he had a lot of things that were imperfect…. Well, are you perfect?
AD: No sir.
NN: Can you tell me why you believe this? Did God tell you this? The Lord gave me a clear conscience over the whole thing. Have you ever heard of Oral Roberts… no… Jimmy Swaggart… no not Jimmy Swaggart… he's outta Ohio… but this is what he said, "Who are we to tell who will be in Heaven." He said, "people we don't even imagine being there." Lemme ask you a question, what is the possibility of somebody confessing and making himself right (he snaps) for God 'fore he dies?
AD: Uhhh..
NN: Great possibility. I believe if he enters in to God's kingdom, then everything was clear at the end. Lemme give you an example, you want a good Bible example?
AD: Yeah.
NN: You remember Saul?
AD: Yeah, I think I remember him.
NN: Ohhhhhh K…. What did God tell him to do? To kill off all the what?
AD: Uhhh..
NN: Amerlites.(??) Remember that? And what did he do? He failed to what? To do it!
AD: So God uhh… He became like a disciple or something, right?
NN: No, no, no… That was Sa… no, Paul. Ok. Saul the King. Remember, God told Saul to kill off all the Amerkites. And he didn't?! And what happened?
AD: I uh….
NN: God stripped him of his power! You remember that? Ok, there ya go! If God told Saul to do that, then what prevents God from telling Hitler to do that?
AD: I understand (in disbelief)…
NN: You get that? You gotta be careful! You got some meetings coming to your school.
AD: Yeah?
NN: We're fighting a Supreme Court battle right now here in Texas. We're gonna be holding some meetings. In fact, we're members of The Klan.
AD: (pointing to Arlo) He's Jewish. Do you think he can be saved?
NN: Oh yeah! I'm Jewish!
AD: You are?
NN: Oh yeah! Sure am! Ok, you heard the name "Schwartz"? What nationality is that?
AD: Jewish.
NN: That's right! Ok, that's not my name, that's my mother's name.
AD: Ok. What's your name?
NN: A-U-S-D-E-R-A-U. That's German now. I'm Jewish! I believe in keeping Saturday holy…. Oh! oh oh oh oh… I believe in keeping the peace in God (some more Oh! oh oh oh oh)…. Huh? Feast of Passover… I have a lot of good Jewish friends too. Jews are blind, spiritually now….
AD: Why do you say that?
NN: It's good, too. The reason why is 'cause they cannot accept Jesus as the messiah, they believe that the messiah will come back. HE WILL COME BACK! AGAIN! This time the shades will come off your eyes. And you'll say, "Hey man! Where've you been all this time?" He will come back to receive his people… Jews… the House of Judah.
AD: I think Hitler did order the…
NN: No he didn't. No he didn't! Ok… you want an address- (he then proceeded to give us the address for his church. The address is located at the bottom of the file). A lot of Jews come to our congregation. We keep the feasts and everything.
>>INTERVIEW WITH NEO-NAZI 'AUSDERAU'
>>by Psychedelic Warlord
>>>>> A CULT Publication.1988 <<<
AD: Do you follow Hitler?
NN: No. No! We follow Christ! Hitler was a man that was used during that particular time. My grandparents were under his regime. He had some good ideas, but he was not perfect.
AD: Do you think it was wrong that he (Hitler) committed genocide and killed six-million Jews?
NN: He didn't. Now (speaking to Arlo) you're from Canada, it's against your country to publicize anything that stands towards genocide. You've probably read that book up there called "Six Million Jews"?
AD: No.
NN: Well, ok. You're not old enough to read it. Ok. Hitler did not kill six-million Jews. There were millions that were killed but they were not all Jews. We do not believe that Hitler was even the cause of that. We believe that what it was… it was a conspiracy. You see, within his regime… and the first person it fell on was Hitler because he was different. I believe that Hitler was a good man.
AD: Really?
NN: I believe he had a lot of things that were imperfect…. Well, are you perfect?
AD: No sir.
NN: Can you tell me why you believe this? Did God tell you this? The Lord gave me a clear conscience over the whole thing. Have you ever heard of Oral Roberts… no… Jimmy Swaggart… no not Jimmy Swaggart… he's outta Ohio… but this is what he said, "Who are we to tell who will be in Heaven." He said, "people we don't even imagine being there." Lemme ask you a question, what is the possibility of somebody confessing and making himself right (he snaps) for God 'fore he dies?
AD: Uhhh..
NN: Great possibility. I believe if he enters in to God's kingdom, then everything was clear at the end. Lemme give you an example, you want a good Bible example?
AD: Yeah.
NN: You remember Saul?
AD: Yeah, I think I remember him.
NN: Ohhhhhh K…. What did God tell him to do? To kill off all the what?
AD: Uhhh..
NN: Amerlites.(??) Remember that? And what did he do? He failed to what? To do it!
>>>INTERVIEW WITH NEO-NAZI 'AUSDERAU'
>>>by Psychedelic Warlord
>>>>>> A CULT Publication.1988 <<<
AD: So God uhh… He became like a disciple or something, right?
NN: No, no, no… That was Sa… no, Paul. Ok. Saul the King. Remember, God told Saul to kill off all the Amerkites. And he didn't?! And what happened?
AD: I uh….
NN: God stripped him of his power! You remember that? Ok, there ya go! If God told Saul to do that, then what prevents God from telling Hitler to do that?
AD: I understand (in disbelief)…
NN: You get that? You gotta be careful! You got some meetings coming to your school.
AD: Yeah?
NN: We're fighting a Supreme Court battle right now here in Texas. We're gonna be holding some meetings. In fact, we're members of The Klan.
AD: (pointing to Arlo) He's Jewish. Do you think he can be saved?
NN: Oh yeah! I'm Jewish!
AD: You are?
NN: Oh yeah! Sure am! Ok, you heard the name "Schwartz"? What nationality is that?
AD: Jewish.
NN: That's right! Ok, that's not my name, that's my mother's name.
AD: Ok. What's your name?
NN: A-U-S-D-E-R-A-U. That's German now. I'm Jewish! I believe in keeping Saturday holy…. Oh! oh oh oh oh… I believe in keeping the peace in God (some more Oh! oh oh oh oh)…. Huh? Feast of Passover… I have a lot of good Jewish friends too. Jews are blind, spiritually now….
AD: Why do you say that?
NN: It's good, too. The reason why is 'cause they cannot accept Jesus as the messiah, they believe that the messiah will come back. HE WILL COME BACK! AGAIN! This time the shades will come off your eyes. And you'll say, "Hey man! Where've you been all this time?" He will come back to receive his people… Jews… the House of Judah.
AD: I think Hitler did order the…
NN: No he didn't. No he didn't! Ok… you want an address- (he then proceeded to give us the address for his church. The address is located at the bottom of the file). A lot of Jews come to our congregation. We keep the feasts and everything.
(c)1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 7/2/88-59
Visions From The Last Crusade
by Psychedelic Warlord
>>> A CULT Publication…1988 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
The catacombs of my head produce the most wonderful dreams and visions. I feel that I am one with my intellect and my soul. It was during these dreams and visions that I concocted a notion. It started as something small at first, but after every dream it grew stronger, until the urge had become too great. No longer could this strong desire in my mind be suppressed. Recognizing this fact, my one and only goal in life became the termination of everything that was free and loving. Only I could realize the true value of loving and expression. Only in my dreams.
This feeling pervaded everything in my life, yet the first few months after realizing my goal, I had done nothing. Then one day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles. I knew, however, that this happiness and sense of freedom were much too overwhelming for them.
This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head. My dream was abruptly ended when I heard a loud banging on the front window. It was an old man, who was using his cane to awaken me. He might have been a witness to my act of love. I was not sure, nor did I care. It was simply ecstasy. As I drove home, I envisioned myself committing more of these "acts of love", and after a while, I had no trouble carrying them out.
The more people I killed, the longer my dreams were. I soon quit my job, and stayed at my house in an almost comatose state. My dreams grew longer and more vivid. They kept me alive and proved to be the only thing to live for. I had killed nearly 38 people by the time of my twenty-third birthday, and each one was more fulfilling than the last.
I was never really surprised at how I evaded the police. My dreams had taken over my life, and they guided me through the right path, and I never had need for fear of police. Or anything, for that matter.
=
(c)opy-write 1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 8/28/88-73
All Rights, Of Course, Are Shit In Their Worth
The True Story of Cult of the Dead Cow
as told by Psychedelic Warlord
>>> A CULT Publication……1988 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
The True Story
Well, it was about 11:30pm on cold night in April of '85. I had just finished talking to Franken Gibe. I still kinda remember how it all went about….
FG "Hey Psyche! I just had the greatest idea for a new organization!"
PW "Really? What are you planning on calling it?"
FG "Oh… I was thinking of something along the lines of 'CCC'"
PW "Which stands for…"
FG "Comatose Cow Club… and I'm gonna write this book. But it'll be more like a bible for this CCC group. I think I'm gonna call it "Cow's Book". Pretty catchy, eh?"
PW "Yeah… hey, why don't you call it Cult of the Dead Cow? I dunno… I just think cDc is more catchy. And then when you guys get famous, you can print dead cow t-shirts and place an ad in Maximum RocknRoll!!"
FG "Ahhhh Psyche… you are such a dreamer! And anyhow, "Cult of the Dead Cow" Ha! Who would want to join a group like that? Oh well… talk to ya later."
PW "Bye… but consider it, ok?"
Well, about a week later, Gibe called me up again and read me "Cow's Book" (which he now thought would sound better as "Book of Cow").
FG "Well, whaddya think of Cow's Book… er… Book of Cow I mean… ?"
PW "Well… you could liven it up… you know, maybe use Olde English. Use words like "thou", "hath", "thy", etc…. And maybe have a Roach at the beginning instead of a pig."
FG "Yeah… I'll think about it. Oh yeah! I talked it over with Swamp Guy, and he said CDC is a cool name. I guess we'll change it to that. And in the Book of Cow, I'll revise it so the cow actually dies instead of just going in to a coma."
PW "Great! Also, don't you think Swamp Guy should change his name? You know, something more catchy… like Swamp Rat or something."
FG "I'll talk to him about it. Anyhow, thanks for the idea. Wow. Me, Swamp Guy, and you… all founders of CC… er… I mean CDC…. Kinda neat."
PW "Nah… look, I'll keep undercover for about 3 years, and then I'll join…. I don't wanna get all the credit. Besides, you guys did most… well, a lot of the work…. See ya 'round…."
FG "G'bye buddy…. See ya in a few years…."
So that's the story of cDc. Sure, now I'm back in it, and write an occasional (VERY occasional) t-file that is put out by cDc, and my board is cDc sponsored…. But it's sometimes so hard to swallow my pride and watch as Swamp Rat ( ← like the name!) and Franken Gibe control and reap the rewards of an organization I practically started on my own.
….sigh
CultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCo
I'd like to thank Franken Gibe and Swamp Guy (ha) for letting me write this, and being great sports about it….
-Psychedelic Warlord
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Behavior Modification…..806/793-9462 The Dead Zone………….214/522-5321
Demon Roach Underground…806/794-4362 Dragonfire Private……..609/424-2606
Question Authority……..715/341-6516 TacoLand II……………517/337-7319
Tequila Willy's………..209/526-3194 The Metal AE…………..201/879-6668
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(c)1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 10/10/88-79
All Rights Worth… eh… you know the line….
Ultra Trendies
by Psychedelic Warlord
>>> a cDc publication…….1989 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
Trendy Death: The Next Generation..
I've discovered something sickening and vile. I've discovered a new creature: THE ULTRA TRENDY.
I'm sure you remember the old trendies: "Yeah… I'm socially conscious…I listen to U2 and INXS. Yeah… that's me…." You remember their shallow lives, their social ladders, and the hollowness. Well friends, that was just the beginning. The new trendy, the ULTRA TRENDY, has invaded the ranks of the TRUE alternative scene, and it's a cancer that might cause the death of each and every scene across the nation.
These new trendies can actually be found at the shows that you attend every so often. In fact, at your average punk/alternative show, the MAJORITY will be ultra trendies. Although an in-depth essay on these infiltrating trendies would probably be more beneficial and help you, I will, as I did in my last trendy file, just give you pointers in spotting them, and maybe some help in killing them. I know you don't wanna sit through 20, 10-line paragraphs describing this vile species.
xXx ULTRA TRENDIES know nothing about the alternative scene they profess to care about so much. One can often hear them state something along the lines of, "Yeah, I went drinking with Minor Threat last night. Their lead singer has the COOLEST mohawk."
xXx ULTRA TRENDIES over play the "punk" lifestyle. They can recite everything Gary Oldman said in "Sid and Nancy".
xXx ULTRA TRENDIES are usually the 'scene sluts' that many of the menfolk admire so. They show up, get drunk with the band, and tell the lead singer, "I really like your music. I think it's a lot like the Sex Pistols. Sooo… you wanna fuck?"
> All Rights Worth… eh… you know the line….
>Ultra Trendies
>by Psychedelic Warlord
>>>> a cDc publication…….1989 <<<
xXx The only band these ULTRA TRENDIES have ever listened to, has been the Sex Pistols. Sid Vicious is a fucking GOD to these people.
xXx ULTRA TRENDIES drive up to the shows in their mom's new sports car, and brag that they got "kicked out of the house." They then go on to add, "My mom is SUCH a bitch. I'm gonna fucking kill her."
xXx ULTRA TRENDY females hook-up with violent boyfriends because, (yeah… you guessed it) "He's so much like Sid Vicious!"
xXx If an ULTRA TRENDY is not dating a violent member of some "1977, Sex Pistols stuff kinda band…" then she is thrown out of the ULTRA TRENDY caste system, and must then go fake her way into the glam-rock circuit.
xXx According to ULTRA TRENDIES, you must "skate or die," and if, "you don't skate, you're not punk!"
xXx ULTRA TRENDY male: big black X's on his hands and he is snorting coke like Sid Vicious did.
xXx ULTRA TRENDY: "Well… the reason I don't go in the pit, is… well…see, I uh… broke my leg… yeah, I broke my leg… and I'm not wearing a cast because… uh… because… because I'm tough! Yeah… I'm tough… I don't need a cast…. By the way, did you get the new Sex Pistols bootleg?"
xXx Engage a suspected ULTRA TRENDY in conversation, and ask him or her what they think of Government Issue, and if he/she says, "I think they sound a lot like the Sex Pistols," you know that you got a live one on your hands.
xXx You can spot an ULTRA TRENDY by the large 'A' (for ANARCHY, a concept they know nothing about) on his or her shoes.
xXx ULTRA TRENDIES hang around in packs. If you see a bunch of people with shiny, leather jackets talking about how they'd like to be anti-christs and anarchists, you've hit a ULTRA TRENDY territory.
xXx On very rare occasions (due to low mentality and creativity), ULTRA TRENDIES will put together a band. It'll usually be called something like 'The Anarchists', or, if a total lack of creativity comes on, they will name themselves 'The Sex Pistols.'
Well, now you've got your ULTRA TRENDY identified, so whaddya gonna do?
xXx Tell the ULTRA TRENDY that Sid Vicious is dead.
xXx Tell the Nazi Skins in your area that this certain ULTRA TRENDY has AIDS.
xXx Tell 'em that the new 'punk' thing to do is to play in the middle of the freeway.
xXx Tell him/her that the Sex Pistols broke up 10 years ago.
xXx To kill an ULTRA TRENDY female, show her a picture of what she'd look like without make-up.
xXx Tell him or her that they're completely ugly.
xXx Tell the ULTRA TRENDY that the new trend is to butt-fuck skinheads.
>>Ultra Trendies
>>by Psychedelic Warlord
>>>>> a cDc publication…….1989 <<<
xXx Tell the ULTRA TRENDY that punk went out of fashion 10 years ago.
xXx Play Youth Brigade at 50 decibels
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Be wary of anyone that suddenly appears at shows with SeX pIStOLs t-shirts on, and screams, "Long live Sid!"
Trendy
I look into the steely blue ocean
I see my reflection.
As I look closer I notice something.
I look almost transparent.
As if I wasn't there.
Like I wasn't an individual anymore.
-Mike Stevens
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The Convent……….619/475-6187 The Dead Zone………214/522-5321
Demon Roach Undrgrnd.806/794-4362 Greenpeace's IGB……916/673-8412
PURE NIHILISM……….new # soon Ripco……………..312/528-5020
Tequila Willy's GSC..209/526-3194 The Works………….617/861-8976
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(c)1989 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord. 2/6-09/30/89-#121 All Rights Pissed Away.
/30/89-#121 All Rights Pissed Away.
My Day With The Dentist
by Psychedelic Warlord
>>a cDc publication…….1990 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
My appointment was set for 2:30 at Mr. Wilbanks' general dentistry office.
I walked in the door at about 2:13 and after signing in, I sat down to read a magazine (by the way, I tore out all the subscription cards). I was called in a little early because the place was practically empty, and there were no other people waiting.
"Robert?"
"Yes.."
"Dr. Wilbanks will now see you."
I've been going to Dr. Wilbanks since I was a little kid. He always asks me the same questions, and I give him the same godamn answers every time.
"Hello, Robert. How's the family?"
"Ohh… fine, I guess."
"Still playing soccer?"
"No. I quit playing soccer about 7 years ago. Remember?"
"Yes, yes. Robert, you're one of my favorite patients. I've always been nice to you, haven't I?"
"Ye…"
"So you know that I'm not TRYING to hurt you?" he asks, as he pulls out a shot that's about as big as Minnesota.
"Uh…"
"Ok then. Nurse, blah blah blah blah."
"Yes, Dr. Willbanks"
The nurse proceeds to put some kind of gel on my gums (I guess to numb them so I won’t feel the shot he's about to give me). After it's been set for a while and I can barely feel the right side of my mouth; he pulls out the shot that looks to be the size of Minnesota.
"Ok. This will only hurt a second. You know, Robert, you've always been one of my favorite patients. I won't try to hurt you one bit."
I kind of grunt for an answer, because by now I have about 20 tools in my mouth and I can see that he's about to ram that shot of his down my throat.
"Ok. This won't hurt a bit…"
"Owwwwwwwwww! Jesus Christ!!!!!"
"See? That's just fine. So what position do you play on your soccer team?"
Warning, this next part is kind of gross, you may want to abort
By now I'm drooling all over the place, because their godamn saliva-sucker-upper isn't working too well; and I can't feel the right side of my face at all.
Of course, I can't talk because the right side of my face is silly putty and he now has about thirty tools in my mouth. So, of course, he begins to ask me some more questions.
"Do you ride bicycles at all, Robert?"
"Ewww… yohhh"
"Nurse, hand me that hammer and chisel. Thank you. All right, Robert.
This won't hurt a bit." Clank, clank, clank… woosh… "Oops. Sorry about that, Robert."
It seems he was hammering away and he slipped (he's an older gentleman), so now I'm missing half of my lower lip.
"I'm sorry about that Robert. You know I didn't mean to do that. We'll have you fixed up in a jiffy."
A jiffy? Jiffy? Holy Jehova on a rusty nail! Well… after that it wasn't so bad. He got in a few more, "So how do you like soccer?" type questions, but I just drooled on him.
Yeah.
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|The Convent……….619/475-6187 The Dead Zone………214/522-5321
Demon Roach Undrgrnd.806/794-4362 The People Farm…….916/673-8412
PURE NIHILISM……….new # soon Ripco……………..312/528-5020
Tequila Willy's GSC.209/526-3194 The Works………….617/861-8976
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(c)1990 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord. 1988-04/03/90-#130
All Rights Pissed Away.
Texas congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee said that O'Rourke would be a formidable candidate for president in 2020, USA Really wrote in December.
“I think Democrats have the best feel of candidates that we've ever had and Beto may choose to be one of those candidates and I think that he will make a strong mark. He did a stupendous job as the Democratic candidate for the Senate in Texas. Beto is an assured confident and very tactical smart leader,” said Lee in her interview to OANN.
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THE SONG OF THE CHEESEBURGERS N.O.W.
a poem
by BETO'bootyjooooser'BOOTYBGAGGIEGING
>>A CULT Publication……1988 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass, EXPECTS GUESTS
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hoovesup my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruitsm00 H00M00
Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.VOLCANO FULL
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor,
Gather cotton.GEHY NIGG GAYCISMS
Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.OLD FHEGLE REFFERENCE
I live only for eternity,
Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.NAMBLA
Love the Oxen dung! DANIELFAGGOT JENKEM JIVE
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(c)1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 5/5/88-50
All Rights Worth Shit
>Thrust your hoovesup my analytic pass
CHEESEBURGER CHURCH TRIES TO MOCK BAPHOMET WITH BUSH LUCRE
CHEESEBURGER CHURCH TRIES TO MOCK BAPHOMET WITH BUSH LUCRE >>15058607
>CHEESEBURGER CHURCH TRIES TO MOCK BAPHOMET WITH BUSH LUCRE
SELLS DOXXIN JIMMIES MERCH TO F.I.T.B. AGENTS
>CHEESEBURGER CHURCH TRIES TO MOCK BAPHOMET WITH BUSH LUCRE
PEEWEE HER+MAN FRONBUTT TRANNY PUBLISHES BUSH FAMILY GESTAPI CULT LUCIFERIAN PAPERCLIP H00M00 EARTH FLAT
CHURCH OF DIED CHEESEBURGER IS WOKE AF ON JENKEM TOO
[ ]UTT
[ ]OLE
[ ]IPS
I LOVE NATALIE PORTMAN
>I LOVE NATALIE PORTMAN
HANG ON
THE KEYLOGGER IS TRYING TO PICK UP SOME F.I.T.B. MAN+DATE
>>THE KEYLOGGER IS TRYING TO PICK UP SOME F.I.T.B. MAN+DATE
>ITS DOXXIN ITSELF TOO
IT IS PROL RELATED TO CHEESEBURGER CHURCH SELLIN DOXXIN TOOLS TO F.I.T.B. AGENTS