Yo mein niggaz I figured out the ultimate graphene oxide and heavy metal detox protocol. Ingesting Neodymium magnets. It has to be the perfect size where you won't choke on it and will easily pass through your digestive system including your butthole during poop-time, and large enough for maximal surface area absorption of heavy metals and graphene oxide. Once the magnet passes through your system, collect the garbage that comes out, clean it thoroughly, and re-consume until your entire body is cleansed.

Don't ask how I found out this highly affordable protocol (telepathic e-mail received from the 52nd dimension airborne division). I won't actually try this but you're welcome to without any worry of collection of royalties or anything. Thank me later anons and Godspeed.

>>15067925 (me)

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>>15067948

I love you bastards too much, I thought I was funny until I realized there might actually be at least 1 retard-retard on here that will try it. Don't try this you derps. It's one of those oxy moron genius/retard hypotheticals and I was digging for keks.

Although I do still receive telepathic emails from the 52nd dimension, you can check out my blog. Meditate for the next 5 min I'll send you the link through my mind.

>>15068034

I'm trying to enter the timeline where only this type of women exist and I'm the only man left on the planet.

>>15068220

Personally, the shit quality memes on the chans make me kek the hardest.

It's like watching a dude trip over his own feet but he does some ridiculous recovery where he does a cartwheel into a double backflip with a landing that resembles a gymnast's finesse.

Pic related.

>>15068314

I'm above average and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

>>15068387

One thing I never figured out on here is if that's a compliment or an insult.

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>>15068473

I'm a super-duper mach 10 smart amazing special anon?

>>15068516

Ah well, as long as we say no homo first it doesn't count.

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