>the year? 2023

>managed to dodge the fucking shot by switching jobs every so often

>don’t make much money, renting shitbox house in countryside

>at first, we saw lots of people get heart trouble, strokes, things like that because the vascular system is so sensitive

>others who didn’t have immediate effects started getting lymphomas, weird bone cancers, some just degrading like radiation poisoning

>main theory on the web is that the cancers, the slow degeneration, is because the so called vaccine was using CRISPR gene editing technology

>CRISPR uses mRNA to splice genes, turn genes off, turn genes on, occasionally it drops an entire chromosome (yes, literally making the person a retard)

>tfw people are still pushing this shit plus boosters

>slowly we realize what the gene editing was for… because at first we thought it was simply medical experiments that otherwise would have been to expensive to do or too unethical

>no it was much worse

>those who the vax didn’t kill slowly begin to change in appearance, minor medical issues but generally they just start… looking different

>their genes have been slowly changing, and some research suggests there is a kind of genetic mosaicism

>this means that basically they have two types of distinct DNA in their body, and most peoples bodies are like this to some degree anyway

>the boosters are to further complete the mosaicism to the new DNA

>the way people look who have so far survived is… strange, and they all look a little alike

>some coworker who took the shot slowly starts this change in appearance too

>weeks go by, we realize they are all starting to look like Epstein, what the fuck?

>walking down the street, at the store, shitloads of Epstein look a likes, all in various stages of transformation, fucking disgusting

>realize the penis thing

>how fucking much is this actually changing their bodies?

>while working on an electrical substation, me a coworker ask other coworker who got the jabs and boosters and has started his “transformation” whether the penis thing is for real

>yeah anon, the penis thing is… yeah it’s real

>he launches into long explanation about how bad his life is now and shit and how he wishes he never did the shot

>feel genuinely bad for the guy but still…

>hear a couple weeks later the guy got drunk and shot himself with a shotgun in his basement

>fuckdude.jpeg

>gradually the Epsteins start acting the way you might picture the old Epstein would have acted… turns out there’s some genetic basis for behavior

>people start openly getting violent against the Epsteins, fistfights at gas stations, in traffic, stores…

>groups of people who have moved out of cities like myself treat it like a sport, despite a tyrannical government that would hunt us back if it had the capability

>countries nuclear arsenal basically keeps other countries in line but we have no military and barely a single police per million people

>oh yeah and bread costs 100k now but I make a million dollars a year so cool

>whatever

>fuck you

>go learn about CRISPR RIGHT FUCKING NOW