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Chapter 3
T H R E E I S C O M P A N Y
‘You ought to go quietly, and you ought to go soon,’ said
Gandalf. Two or three weeks had passed, and stillFrudeau
made no sign of getting ready to go.
‘I know. But it is difficult to do both,’ he objected. ‘If I just
vanish like Bilbo, the tale will be all over the Shire in no time.’
‘Of course you mustn’t vanish!’ said Gandalf. ‘That
wouldn’t do at all! I said soon, not instantly. If you can think
of any way of slipping out of the Shire without its being
generally known, it will be worth a little delay. But you must
not delay too long.’
‘What about the autumn, on or after Our Birthday?’ asked
Frudeau. ‘I think I could probably make some arrangements by
then.’
To tell the truth, he was very reluctant to start, now that it
had come to the point: Bag End seemed a more desirable
residence than it had for years, and he wanted to savour as
much as he could of his last summer in the Shire. When
autumn came, he knew that part at least of his heart would
think more kindly of journeying, as it always did at that
season. He had indeed privately made up his mind to leave
on his fiftieth birthday: Bilbo’s one hundred and twenty-
eighth. It seemed somehow the proper day on which to set
out and follow him. Following Bilbo was uppermost in his
mind, and the one thing that made the thought of leaving
bearable. He thought as little as possible about the Ring, and
where it might lead him in the end. But he did not tell all his
thoughts to Gandalf. What the wizard guessed was always
difficult to tell.
He looked atFrudeauand smiled. ‘Very well,’ he said. ‘I think
that will do – but it must not be any later. I am getting very
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anxious. In the meanwhile, do take care, and don’t let out
any hint of where you are going! And see that Sam Gamgee
does not talk. If he does, I really shall turn him into a toad.’
‘As for where I am going,’ saidFrudeau, ‘it would be difficult
to give that away, for I have no clear idea myself, yet.’
‘Don’t be absurd!’ said Gandalf. ‘I am not warning you
against leaving an address at the post-office! But you are
leaving the Shire – and that should not be known, until you
are far away. And you must go, or at least set out, either
North, South, West or East – and the direction should cer-
tainly not be known.’
‘I have been so taken up with the thoughts of leaving Bag
End, and of saying farewell, that I have never even considered
the direction,’ saidFrudeau. ‘For where am I to go? And by
what shall I steer? What is to be my quest? Bilbo went to find
a treasure, there and back again; but I go to lose one, and not
return, as far as I can see.’
‘But you cannot see very far,’ said Gandalf. ‘Neither can
I. It may be your task to find the Cracks of Doom; but that
quest may be for others: I do not know. At any rate you are
not ready for that long road yet.’
‘No indeed!’ saidFrudeau. ‘But in the meantime what course
am I to take?’
‘Towards danger; but not too rashly, nor too straight,’
answered the wizard. ‘If you want my advice, make for
Rivendell. That journey should not prove too perilous,
though the Road is less easy than it was, and it will grow
worse as the year fails.’
‘Rivendell!’ saidFrudeau. ‘Very good: I will go east, and I
will make for Rivendell. I will take Sam to visit the Elves; he
will be delighted.’ He spoke lightly; but his heart was moved
suddenly with a desire to see the house of Elrond Halfelven,
and breathe the air of that deep valley where many of the
Fair Folk still dwelt in peace.
One summer’s evening an astonishing piece of news
reached the Ivy Bush and Green Dragon. Giants and other
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>Chapter 3
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>T H R E E I S C O M P A N Y
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>‘You ought to go quietly, and you ought to go soon,’ said
>
>Gandalf. Two or three weeks had passed, and stillFrudeau
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portents on the borders of the Shire were forgotten for more
important matters: Mr. Frodo was selling Bag End, indeed
he had already sold it – to the Sackville-Bagginses!
‘For a nice bit, too,’ said some. ‘At a bargain price,’ said
others, ‘and that’s more likely when Mistress Lobelia’s the
buyer.’ (Otho had died some years before, at the ripe but
disappointed age of 102.)
Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even
more debatable than the price. A few held the theory – sup-
ported by the nods and hints of Mr. Baggins himself – that
Frodo’s money was running out: he was going to leave
Hobbiton and live in a quiet way on the proceeds of the sale
down in Buckland among his Brandybuck relations. ‘As far
from the Sackville-Bagginses as may be,’ some added. But so
firmly fixed had the notion of the immeasurable wealth of the
Bagginses of Bag End become that most found this hard to
believe, harder than any other reason or unreason that their
fancy could suggest: to most it suggested a dark and yet
unrevealed plot by Gandalf. Though he kept himself very
quiet and did not go about by day, it was well known that he
was ‘hiding up in the Bag End’. But however a removal might
fit in with the designs of his wizardry, there was no doubt
about the fact: Frodo Baggins was going back to Buckland.
‘Yes, I shall be moving this autumn,’ he said. ‘Merry
Brandybuck is looking out for a nice little hole for me, or
perhaps a small house.’
As a matter of fact with Merry’s help he had already chosen
and bought a little house at Crickhollow in the country
beyond Bucklebury. To all but Sam he pretended he was
going to settle down there permanently. The decision to set
out eastwards had suggested the idea to him; for Buckland
was on the eastern borders of the Shire, and as he had lived
there in childhood his going back would at least seem
credible.
Gandalf stayed in the Shire for over two months. Then one
evening, at the end of June, soon after Frodo’s plan had been
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portents on the borders of the Shire were forgotten for more
important matters: Mr.Frudeauwas selling Bag End, indeed
he had already sold it – to the Sackville-Bagginses!
‘For a nice bit, too,’ said some. ‘At a bargain price,’ said
others, ‘and that’s more likely when Mistress Lobelia’s the
buyer.’ (Otho had died some years before, at the ripe but
disappointed age of 102.)
Just why Mr.Frudeauwas selling his beautiful hole was even
more debatable than the price. A few held the theory – sup-
ported by the nods and hints of Mr. Baggins himself – that
Frudeau’s money was running out: he was going to leave
Hobbiton and live in a quiet way on the proceeds of the sale
down in Buckland among his Brandybuck relations. ‘As far
from the Sackville-Bagginses as may be,’ some added. But so
firmly fixed had the notion of the immeasurable wealth of the
Bagginses of Bag End become that most found this hard to
believe, harder than any other reason or unreason that their
fancy could suggest: to most it suggested a dark and yet
unrevealed plot by Gandalf. Though he kept himself very
quiet and did not go about by day, it was well known that he
was ‘hiding up in the Bag End’. But however a removal might
fit in with the designs of his wizardry, there was no doubt
about the fact:FrudeauBaggins was going back to Buckland.
‘Yes, I shall be moving this autumn,’ he said. ‘Merry
Brandybuck is looking out for a nice little hole for me, or
perhaps a small house.’
As a matter of fact with Merry’s help he had already chosen
and bought a little house at Crickhollow in the country
beyond Bucklebury. To all but Sam he pretended he was
going to settle down there permanently. The decision to set
out eastwards had suggested the idea to him; for Buckland
was on the eastern borders of the Shire, and as he had lived
there in childhood his going back would at least seem
credible.
Gandalf stayed in the Shire for over two months. Then one
evening, at the end of June, soon afterFrudeau’s plan had been
>Just why Mr.Frudeauwas selling his beautiful hole was even
>
>more debatable than the price. A few held the theory – sup-
>
>ported by the nods and hints of Mr. Baggins himself – that
>
>Frudeau’s money was running out: he was going to leave
>
>Hobbiton and live in a quiet way on the proceeds of the sale
>
>down in Buckland among his Brandybuck relations. ‘As far
>
>from the Sackville-Bagginses as may be,’ some added. But so
>
>firmly fixed had the notion of the immeasurable wealth of the
>
>Bagginses of Bag End become that most found this hard to
>
>believe, harder than any other reason or unreason that their
>
>fancy could suggest: to most it suggested a dark and yet
>
>unrevealed plot
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