Sounds like they need their own chan board, honestly. It would be amusing to see the libs turn into pelicans.
But, seriously, I actually think the "chan format" works exceptionally well for letting the noisy scream into a mirror while the quiet and composed sift through to construct something useful and meaningful that even the noisy ones come around to supporting, even if nothing of what they are screaming about is included.
Just make it a requirement that they use the chan boards. No coaching. THAT will be Year One of CSPAN's conversion to a comedy genre. Watch as half of them disappear into the cancer portal and never return.
Kind of like an IQ test of sorts. Filters out the weak willed, those who have no interest in their duty, etc. We just get to watch via screen sharing what they are doing.
This may actually be a serious threat. None of us have aposable thumbs on our feet. That's a serious expansion of physical capability they have, there.
Granted, I think we have a healthy lead on the cranial front… but let's not get too comfortable.