Uh…Not everyone lives in the camper in their parents driveway with a shoebox sized oven.
And not all turkeys are 25 lb. growth hormone monsters.
I can fit 3 average turkeys in my oven at once.
JFC! This retard has zero organizational skills! Couldn't even put together a fuckin Happy Meal!
Teaching at the university level is nothing to be proud of. Just shows you can spew the buzzwords, be a feminazi or are a nigger.
All affirmative action non-deserving retards!