Okay, then.
Since my country of residence is probably some sort of legal fiction, and I'm likely not really a citizen of it in any case; and since everything has meaning:
I [God is My Judge, the Follower, the Aryan] do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.