You know folks…sometimes I like to hang out just me and the dog. One night I looked in that dog's eyes and I swear he was saying something to me. I kept looking deeper and deeper in his eyes and then I understood what he was trying to tell me. That dog was trying to tell me that he loves America. Don't ask me how I know, but he kept looking at me with eyes that kept saying, "I love America. I love America." Well folks, you know what I did? I took an American flag and I tied it around his neck like it was a cape. Then I looked in his eyes and said, "I love America too pal." After that, I opened up a photo album full of America's former presidents and I spent the whole night telling that dog stories of this country's great leaders. All the way from George Washington to today. And wouldn't you know it, when we got to Barack, that dog started to howl! Well I got so excited, that I started to howl along with him! Ha-ooooooo. Ha-ooooooo. God bless America.

-Joe Bidan