Parasitic worm.
https://www.ancient-symbols.com/symbols-directory/rod_of_ascilepius.html
Sounds like more than enough to arm and train them, provide logistics and set them loose like
a private clown army while keeping their hands
clean.
And strangely enough aren't all up in arms about it like they were with Trump. Ask them why not.
See if they can recognize the oncoming train.
Use it as an opportunity.
Socratic method.