>>15145498

1. Insert middle finger into anus.

2. Rotate finger 180deg CW/CCW at least 5 times.

3. Remove finger from anus.

4. Place finger just below nostrils.

5. Inhale deeply through nose.

6. If finger smells of feces, the test is inconclusive. Proceed to step 7.

7. Place finger into mouth and massage with tongue to clean.

A negative test results when finger no longer smells of feces.

>>15145589

So, exactly like our current and past smartphones.

Got it.

>>15145686

Get another vax you fucking loser.

>>15145780

He's also the one who put the hit out on JC.

>>15145846

>>15145917

Like waifu only even moar ghey.