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>>15146978 LB/PB (dont click that shit nigga!)
>Nazis are weak faggots.
Didn't 'Dolph help orchestrate the Armenian Genocide? That's a bit ironic, isn't it?
>You anons need to finish waking up to the fact that you are of the 144,000 Light Warriors sent here at this time to save earth.
Give me some ayyys or the earth gets it!
>Jussie Smollett testifies he and accuser shared drug-fueled nights at gay bathhouse
I don't think I could have made a parody heading any better than that.
> I honestly think we are
we probably are.
I started out weird, but recently I've grown to a point where I want to walk around smacking people on the forehead and healing them in the name of Jesus. I feel as if I've been given the glasses in They Live.
>Santa = satan.
Is Satan the bad guy, guys?
What's the deal with the whole Jesus/Lucifer vs. Satan thing? Someone explain it to me like I'm an Anon.
>All elves get the rope
Little Timmy didn't have a chimney, so Santa had to go through the wooden door. After Christmas, little Timmy added a chimney so the world wouldn't know that Santa couldn't have brought him a gift. He received a barrel of gas that year.
>Same here.
Well, whatever your role in this, know that I'm not fucking happy with mine. I keep getting "told" (as in, God speaking to me) that I have to go East. Ok fine, right?
No, no no…
I have to go East with the clothes on my body and nothing else.
No bag. No extra clothing.
Nothing.
You're either one of the 144k or you're going to ask me how I know this? I'm going to do it, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to die of starvation, dehydration, or some awful mix of the two.
>Are lies evil?
I don't feel as if they are.
Without lies, there's no trial.
Without trial, there's nothing to overcome.
The "Fall of Man" is literally the birth of cognition. It's a paradox of sorts.
>I will be watching for you and will give food and shelter.
Thanks.
I know I'll meet a lot of good people along the way. I'm just scared to take that leap. I'm not even a religious person, but I feel like if I tell people the truth they'll think I'm pretending to be Jesus. Facing this duty has made me realize what a badass he really is/was. I can't even imagine what he had to go through.
>a high ranking individual which Satan empowers to control vast numbers of people through deception
Somehow I feel like Satan is The Creators gift to us. Nothing happens without the will of the Creator, therefore, everything Satan does is at the behest of the Creator. Keeping that in mind, it's plausible that Satan is "good" in the sense that it inhabits bodies with weak/young souls to test strong souls for passage out of this place. I think we're in hell.
>He will be cast into the Lake of Fire on Judgment Day.
Jesus told us to "Love your enemies"
They're the only ones that can offer us reflection.
Without knowing evil, we can't know good.
>we would not know to repent of the evil.
this existence is finite
there's something we need to do "here" to move beyond, otherwise, this existence would be infinite, which I simply won't allow myself to believe.
>innocent children are perfectly capable of reveling in goodness and joy, never having known evil or sorrow.
That's a good point to consider. Thanks for posting something I hadn't thought of.
>Kyle tells us that he likes thick girls
The power of persuasion is immense.
No rational person would like fat chicks.
They're unhealthy and it's simply gross
>just checked to make sure it's true,
[they] all are
not all jews are [they] but all [they] are jews