I am going with swamp thang
he always seems to be saying the wrong shit or doing something stupid
On the first jab for Christmas Bidan gave to me
A Pfizer shot for free
On the second jab for Christmas Dr. Fauci gave to me
J & J in a pair of latex gloves
On the third jab for Christmas the CDC gave to me three Moderna pins
On fourth jab for Christmas the FDA gave to me a EUA for children under 12
On the 5th Jab for Christmas every vAxed gets patch for each and every sting
On the 6th jab for Christmas every soccer team gets six players on a field a-laying
On the 7th jab for Christmas every family has a member convulsing
On the 8th jab for Christmas every hospital be bilking
On the 9th jab for Christmas see nine nurses dancing
On the 10th jab for Christmas ten hospital admins be a cash heaping
On the 11th jab for Christmas eleven pharma CEO's be stock pimping
On the 12th jab for Christmas 12 coroners are seen cremating