There's a little town in MO named Uranus, off route 66. Home of the Uranus Fudge Factory. Best fudge packers in the universe…
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/uranus-news/
And they don't even have egg salad…
I would like to send a message…
They've waited too long…
There's a demon inside me telling me to SHOW them a thing or two…
I'm this close to voting Democrat (I'm pinching my fingers together real hard) out of pure spite…