I thought anons could use a good laugh so here you go:
“Hedge Funds Ensnared in Expansive DOJ Probe Into Short Selling”
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-12-10/hedge-funds-ensnared-in-expansive-doj-probe-into-short-selling
They are going to “investigate” the people who likely manage their portfolios and whom the democrats are on the payroll of ..
Yeah okay..
🙄🙄🙄
Notable
Fake DOJ investigation into hedge funds to cover their asses for being extremely biased and helping perpetuate the Democrat crime syndicate’s agenda
I heard about a guy who was I believe in the army who parachuted and the cord got wrapped around his stomach and his bowels got squeezed out his mouth when the chute deployed. Pretty fucked up way to go.. Needless to say they have a risky job even when training and shit happens sometimes.
Anyone here tryna level up?
Booster #5 (Mambo No. 5 parody)
A one a two a three four six
Everybody let’s go get vaxxed
At a drug store round the corner
Where people get the vax but they don’t really wanna
……….
What do anons think is that a good start? Would that make a good parody?
Kek any halfchan fags here?
Someone should start a thread on /pol/ and let them finish the lyrics. They’d probably have that shit written, performed and produced by end of day.
Anon has to sleep anon is a nightfag hopefully this picks up steam and anons contribute lyrics
It would go viral for sure if done right (no pun intended)
Chorus:
A little bit of Pfizer in my veins
A little bit of Moderna to fry my brain
A little bit of Novavax would be nice
A little bit of Sinovac
–I’m on ice
Kek