==Gigantic red pills being ingested by the boatload in the ongoing 'major' league sports.
Entire NHL attacked by 'new variant' that has infected lots of players, local 'guidance' from many jurisdictions is '10 day quarantine'…stripping players from their own families over Christmas.
My favorite team's general manager happens to be awesome, he's arranging for all the quarantined player's families to fly in and stay with their husbands.
Omicron in the cure