You all know that I will never be happy because at least in fiction, things work out better than in real life.
Oh yeah, just keep waiting.
Listen to the voices that you never used to hear before directing you here and there, only to not get any good outcome.
Whatever, it's all bullshit and you all failed me…
Especially you, Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan.
And now I'm probably stuck with two mangled, circumsized dicks because this she simulation is even worse than the fictional ones.
Thanks for nothing, team. Great job! That was sarcasm.
Kill all kikes! That wasn't sarcasm.
Just take up arms, already. I'm ready for The Purge to start playing now.