>according to this page, the Greek original text is indeed as claimed in the meme
No it isn't.
Meme says "Judahites".
>loudaious looks very clearly like Judean or Judahite.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Ἰουδαῖος#Ancient_Greek
>You dodge important points for immaterial details like you dodge the oven
You're dodging important points like your life is depending on it.
Good.