There are no coincidences? That is not necessarily true but ya never know, right?
Gosh, where are all of my Xmas memes? Guess I forgot to stock up. Pass the brandy, please.
Time will tell, anon. This is a war, not a skirmish.
WTF? He bit into his lighter and it exploded? Nice going, bats.
Wuz wrong with typing Xmas instead of Christmas? Aren't anons big on shorthand or did I hurt your feelies?