imagine being there and telling her
i'd rather be paragliding
"this santa bullshit is when children learn their parents are liars"
wait till those kids find out where babies really come from
that stork thing is not true either
i was at the gas station last night
they had tubes of bugs for sale at the counter
guy around 30 running the register
he says-not that long ago if you tried feeding your kids bugs, they would have called child welfare
no, the tubes of bugs were not for snake owners
it was a brightly colored cardboard point of sale display of different kinds of bugs and worms
to be eaten by people