>Happy hours will be with us for the long term. However, they are not meant only to indulge employees before going for the weekend. Instead, they create personal connection and social "magic" at the workplace.
Oh boy! More work mandated "social" events.
These psychos will apparently try absolutely ANYTHING, including burning it all down it seems, to avoid having to actually admit the real value their employees provide.
Not sure it even goes that far myself. It really feels to me that a large number of people have unconsciously "outsourced" a portion of their cognition to external entities. They don't even perceive that "black chasm" in any way, perceiving only one singular uninterrupted path.
Hold on, this just handed to me… We are hearing sources suggesting that they may have actually heard TWO distinct sniffles close together. Stay with us while our technicians check over the footage to try and confirm this report!
You should, uh, google that studio before you continue making an ass of yourself.