I just went to the hospital with a gunshot wound and I couldn't be seen because of all the unvaxxed people who had the sniffles
The triage doctor said "look pal your bullet hole is gonna have to wait! This guy has a sore throat and a cough"
One of them coofed right into my bullet hole and now I'm dying of covid omicron
If only I'd gotten the vax! Oh god oh god the vax the vax!