This thing is going to burn up and be a complete non-issue. Anons – it's this type of thing that gives the media ammo to call us conspiracy theorists. Don't we have enough real stuff to worry about without freaking out about this? In a couple of hours, I'm going to come back and say, "I told you so". You remind me of a bunch of children.
Bunch of adrenaline junkies. You just want to lather yourselves up into a good freakout so you can enjoy the rush.
35 minutes now - means it's going to land in the US. Oh noes!!!!!
It's been fun knowing you, Anons. I'm going to go ahead and take my black pill now. See you on the other side.
PS - if this is a false alarm – will, somebody plese take care of my dogs for me? Thanls. Ta ta for now.
Oh yeah, good idea. Uh, lets see. The door. Uh, remind me – what's a door? Black pill kicking in. Does anybody else see all those cute kitty cats playing fiddles? They're pretty talented.