"This is Anderson Cooper…breaking news, Anderson Cooper of CNN has been accused of….oh FUCK! GO TO COMMERCIAL!"
I lived in Wisconsin when he was arrested. Kid at the time so I didn't know shit about shit except what was on the news. Remember when he was beaten to death in a bathroom at the maximum security prison in Portage. Three inmates "left alone" by a guard, two end up beaten to death by a man already serving life without parole. Now that I think about it, looks like a stereotypical prison hit and the other inmate murdered was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Manly shit like judo black belt, sambo practitioner, rides horses shirtless, shoots tigers with a tranquilizer gun, personally drops fire retardant from an aircraft onto a wildfire, personally supervises ballistic missile tests, probably a badass hockey player (just guessing, he's Russian), and so on.