That's so we can be close to your mother when she wakes up and remembers that she smoked the last of the crack with Tyrone and Anfernee before they bounced last night. Anons are suckers for a two-for-one sales on blown-out pussies; it is always best to get there early if you want to avoid the smell of burning rubber, wet nigger and tortured souls.
Wafflehouse and WalMart