OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
''APPLE BANS THETMTGAPP FROM THE APPLE STORE DUE TO CONCERNS OF MOBILIZATION OF PATRIOTS VIA THE APP xDDDDD''
THEY MUST KNOW THE MAGARIOTS WILL BE ON THE READY WITHIN 10 MINUTES TO DEPLOY TO ANY LOCAL JURISDICTION NATIONWIDE AND ASSERT THE CONTROL OVER THE COMMIE CHIDAN VOTER POPULATIONS EMBEDDED WITHIN OUR CITIES COUNTRYWIDE!
''THEY MUST KNOW AMERICAN PATRIOTS NATIONWIDE ARE 1BILLION PERCENT READY TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE TO ENSURE AMERICAN FREEDOM PERSERVERES!''
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD REPORTS YEARS AGO OF "DANGEROUS PATRIOT WOMEN" AND HOW THEY ARE A THREAT TO COMMIE-DEMOCRACY FROM A CHI-COM PIG JOURNALIST.
''YOU MAY ALOS HAVE NOTICED THERE HAVE BEEN NO FURTHER REPORTS ON THE SUBJECT.''
''PATRIOT MAGA WOMEN ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS AND ABSOLUTELY CONTSTRUCTIVE WHILE AT THE SAME TIME DESTRUCTIVE FORCE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE SAVE GOD!''
THE CHI-COM LERNED FIRSTHAND WHY YOU NEVER EVER SPITE A WOMAN… ''MUCH LESS A MAGAWOMAN!''