When I heard about the meeting on the radio, the first thing that popped into my mind was an image of POTUS giving CS a swirly.
Like, he's holding his head in the executive toilet just beyond Obama's basketball-game mancave, and he's all like "Say it. Say it, Chuckie."
Schumer, sobbing, says "okay, Mr. President, you fucked my mother!"
"That's right, Chuckie. Now go shut down the government, or we'll release that video of you."
Friday was a nice day :)