Anons, I've decided I'm running for mayor.
I'm about the least qualified person that could run and actually have a chance of winning and that's the entire premise of my campaign.
I detest materialism. I can't be bought. I want Marxism eradicated from any part of society. I have a firm understanding of politics, what it takes to win and what it takes to sway opinion. I'm studied in philosophy from Jainism to Catholicism but most importantly, I simply shouldn't be running and that's what makes me the best person for the job.
Will I win?
Yes.
Let's take it back.