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EAT CELEBRITY MEAT

BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples

and uses it to make artisanal salami.

Celebrity

It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples.

Culture

Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors.

Meats

In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie.

Process

We start with top-quality ingredients, and time-honored recipes for the creation of fine cured meats. We mix celebrity and animal meats, grown in house through a proprietary culturing process, into curated salami blends. Starting with biopsied myoblast cells, we grow our healthy, rich, meats in Bite Labs’ own bioreactors.

Our process yields high-quality, luxury protein, in a sustainable manner that eliminates the environmental and ethical concerns associated with traditional livestock production.

The Future of Meat

Celebrity meat production requires less than 1% of the amount of land needed for traditional farming. Currently, 70% of the world’s farmland (almost 30% of the entire earth’s surface) is used for raising animals. Meat production today is simply unsustainable: unless a radical change is made, the price of meat will eventually rise out of control. Lab grown meats are the future.

Bite Labs’ meats are not affected by the growth hormones administered to farm animals, nor are they in contact with pesticides or other chemicals associated with industrial farming. The nutritional content of our products can be rigorously controlled. Farms are dirty, and animals prone to infection; Bite Labs is a clean space where we can grow safer, healthier products.

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