Gotta watch those Russkies every second. Why, they are so evil that they just sit around all day, scheming on how they can harm someone, anyone. They will actually defend their borders and their people, the nerve of them. And if they don't make any hostile moves, sheesh, they don't fool us, no sir. They are THINKING about it, we are on to them.
Every trouble in the world, for as long as any of us have lived, leads back to the same bunch. Always. One million vs. the world, and that's the way they want it. OK you MFs, it's on.
This old fag just works here, and has stayed out of all that, right along. An uncomfortable distraction, but waddayagonnado.