Do you guys ever wonder if Satan's the good guy? I'm listening to Manly P. Hall lectures and he's sharing legends. Many cultures have a supernatural figure appear, usually associated somehow with serpents, and this figure teaches that culture many things. Primitive technology, medicine, written language, astronomy, etc. Then he disappears and promises he'll return someday to reclaim the empire.
BAHAHAHAHA
If God's omnipotent then he's capable of making us Gods, but he chooses not to.