I am not the hacker formally known as 4 chan.
>How do you know dogs have no soul?
I heard it from the council of cats.
They have spoken.
>Do I need my foil hat for this?
Check'd
You should be fine as long as you stay in your Faraday cage, at the time of the 'Event'
>sucking off dogs
>Soon it'll be over even if you're 6'2" and don't have a marble-chiseled jawline.
That's because all the 'new' ladies are 6'2'' with chiseled jawlines.
And Adams apple
And testicles.