Look to the obits for early deaths. The ones with the grandparents still living is a tell.
Gotta give it to the kid. She did not look 'traumatized'. Looks like she may be able to roll with the punches and get the last laugh when her parents eventually reach a settlement with the city.
Next up: a nationwide ban on teddy bears
Anon does not usually follow the SuperTraffickingBowl lineup, but Doctor Andre is supposed to be dead. Anon remembers his daughter fighting for his beats headphones fortune after his passing.
Meatloaf is as dead as Dr. Dre. Maybe he'll show up at the halftime show as well.
Nah. Not the Tupac hologram. They're touting a previously dead star as being alive.
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Yup. Shotspotter is one brand name for it. Equips are all similar. Pic related.
Replace the O with one of the two E's in the back, and you get a green Pepe!
Now Louie Anderson, by tomorrow there'll be 50 more dead comics/actors, and they'll bring back three dead ones to show up in person for the halftime show.
>why the parents are sending their kids there?
Some places have truancy laws that put those parents in jail for not sending them to the daily indoctrination camps. Anon remembers his parents getting threatened with jail for anon ditching classes.
Because sometimes on the battlefield all you have between you and the enemy is a two-foot piece of plastic capped with foam.
Anon feels the same way about Dr. dre. Dead as a doornail. Schroedinger's cat was both dead and alive, as well as not in the box.
Nice. Anon gives a bug 'Fuck you' to all the charlatans that tease info and never show any proof. Money and fame is all they want, otherwise they'd wear masks and anonymize their voices.
Anon bet's his best meme patch that he says 'shill'
Yes. Accentuated, even.