You don't gotta lie to kick it. Just say you believe. You can believe in whatever you want.
Navy COMMS = FUCK OFF OSS
I am an American. No one forced me to get married. America isn't governing people's religious beliefs by recording their contractual agreements. Marriage is a contract between two people. Divorce is the dissolution of that contract. It doesn't have to even involve a church.
What the fuck are you trying to say robot?